soarcollector:
“ I am taking you home. If you want anymore drinks, we can get some on the way back. “
He continued to stalk closer.
He’s gonna keep backing up.
“S-stay back-! I can get home m’self once I had ‘nuff ta drink.”

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soarcollector:
“ I am taking you home. If you want anymore drinks, we can get some on the way back. “
He continued to stalk closer.
He’s gonna keep backing up.
“S-stay back-! I can get home m’self once I had ‘nuff ta drink.”
soarcollector:
Samael sighed, inching in closer before attempting to pick up the smaller male.
“ I am not hanging around until you’re paralytic. “
Slowly takes a couple steps back, clearly wary of the taller man.
“W-woah woah...whaht’re ya tryna do...”
soarcollector:
“ You sound like crap, get up, you’re coming home. “
“Haaahn?! No way. ‘m gonna get a couple’a drinks. Tha’ wuzzn’t nerly enuf.”
soarcollector:
“ Are you done complaining ? “
“’m not even complainin’... Dude asks ta drink wif me ‘n then he jes’ passes out. Ain’t that rude-”
“Damn....wha’ kinda guy slumps ‘fter three drinks? Ser’sly....”
“Maybe....I should hit the bar.”
yookaii:
“Laying on the floor is just me being tired, has nothing to do with the cookies,” he says. He rolls on his back, shirt riding up over his hip to flash skin for a second before it’s gone. “Didn’t know Soar had a baker. That’s kinda cute. Welcome to the Dark Side. We’ve got cookies.”
“Bakin’s just a hobby. I have no jobs so I’m just gonna bake. ‘Sides, I think I gotta start tryin’ new recipes... and decide what to make for Christmas.”
He just stared at Nero, the quote taking a bit to sink in before he started to snicker.
“Pfffff....Seriously? Who says that anymore?”
soarleader:
“No, that’s disgusting. I don’t know where those have been.”
“Uh...the store? It’s a fresh pack...”
𝔻𝔼𝔸𝕋ℍ too, must be 𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒩𝐸𝒟
soarleader:
“You don’t understand. I will literally go down on you if you buy me a pack of cigarettes.”
“...I don’t really need it. Here, just take the cigs.”
yookaii:
“You can stop looking at me like I’m something that’s gonna bite you, y'know,” Nero says. And he’s snapping a cookie in half with a bite, moving to lay right on the floor because he’s tired and chairs suck for your back. “Not interested in hurting anybody I have to work with. Unless you’re the one that’s gonna bite me. In which case, well. That sucks. Because if you made these cookies, they’re really fucking good.”
Owlish eyes blinked, before he raised his hands in defense, a sheepish chuckle resounding.
“My bad~ Didn’t mean ‘ta stare. Yer just...I dunno. Interesting? Nobody really just lays on the floors eating cookies. I’m glad ya like ‘em at least.”
Shou, oddly, enjoys baking. Of all the things he’d learn during his assassin career, baking was one of the few things that’d kept his interest. Cookies are usually the quickest and easiest for him to do, but Shou also bakes pies, cakes, and quite a variety of other things. It probably helped that he had an affinity for baked goods and sweets in general.
yookaii:
[ Nero munches on the cookie in his mouth fairly quickly. Like he hasn’t eaten in a year. And the minute Akame is telling him he isn’t going to take any cookies from him, Nero doesn’t really change his posture. He was aware of that from the get go, he wants to say. But, instead, choose to nod his head and touch his knuckle to his upper lip so he can chew and speak without looking gross. ]
Akame. Sounds like an old man’s name if I’m honest but cool. What do you do here?
He eats one of his other cookies, chin cradled in his hand as he watched Nero. He hadn’t use his alias in so long, but he wasn’t sure to what extent this new guy could be trusted. He’d stick to observing for now.
“Gee, thanks. Ya coulda at least said a beautiful lady’s name too. Anyway, I just do a couple odd jobs ‘round here.”
♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them
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The nosy kind is the worst. The one that always questions why he’s always out so late, why this why that and…it just drives Shou up a wall. He prefers his privacy, especially being an assassin. He never really has a permanent residence, so dealing with this kind of neighbor is easy; give them a beautiful smile, and pull some half-baked but still believable story out of your ass and they’ll most likely accept it. Usually he’ll politely excuse himself from the conversation early too.
yookaii:
Mmmm? [ He’s looking up like a puppy caught in the act of eating something he shouldn’t be. The cookie’s dangling from his mouth and there are three already in his hands as he looks at this— guy. Guy, he’s assuming. Could be wrong but that’s fine. ]
Um– m'name'f Ner– [ He coughs, turning his face to tug the cookie out of his mouth and chew. Cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk. ] Nero. I’m, uh. New.
It’d be fun if his eyes were their natural colors, but that’s too striking. Instead, he went with hazel today; curious eyes staring as the other, a hearty laugh sounding as the other coughed. He offered a pat on the back to help a bit, definitely already amused.
“Calm down. I’m not gonna take the cookies from ya. Nero huh? Nice t’meet ya. You can call me...Akame.”
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yookaii:
–! Sugar, please.
He slides a small plate of cookies over.
“So? Who’re ya? Haven’t see ya around.”