Held In Your Arms, The Hole In My Head Grows Whole

Not ready to be an adult yet, so I’m off on a journey to Germany. I still have so much learning and growing to do, and Schwetzingen will be the perfect place.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Jacksonian, Cimarron, Kansas, October 20, 1921 

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

fuck it up girl

[themagicalradical]

IN THE GLORY OF UNCOVERED KNEES

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[alcoolizava-deactivated20200508]

[neverthere12345]

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

wow i love this

[neutralangel]

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

[leviathan-supersystem]

has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge

[lesbiskammerat]

for some reason the right to bear arms didn’t occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i’d never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[distourted]

“influencer” sounds like a dystopian term

[corpsegirlforever]

It is

[toastbutteregg]

the only apple product we can all trust 

[pissvortex]

[airframeextender]

dark google, show me racist dogs

[thebootydiaries]

my kids:how did you meet mom?

me:well you see…i thirst followed her on tumblr

[fuks]

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Maybe sometimes the ginger ale man forgets they’re not on their personal blog and makes some posts but then just goes with it

[banji-effect]

Lisa Anne Auerbach, Cheer for Choice/Keep Abortion Legal, 2009

[room-forty-two]

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

[rai-r]

[omghotmemes]

[kavalas]

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

[terapsina]

Was it revenge for the braids?

[karnalesbian]

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out