Cunnilingus and Psychiatry

i'm emma. she/they. i'm one of those assholes who still cares about breaking bad and the sopranos.

[ihatestringerbell]

Omar Little & Brandon Wright - "The Pager"

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[kushblazer666]

[charmedslayer]

FAITH LEHANE ✦ This Year’s Girl

[miamaimania]

“Feet Above” by Zurab Getsadze ⌘

[weepingwidar]

Belkis Ayón (Cuban, 1967-1999) - La Cena (The Supper) (1991)

[antlerpains]

“who’s the new James Spader of our generation?!?!” no one has or will ever match whatever psychosexual shit that man was smoking back then

[bonivers]

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

[bonivers]

it really speaks to me

[curameleven]

[fivesweat]

babies❤️

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and actually improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[bitchontheprairie]

on the front of a house in petworth, sussex

[omar-little]

no matter what happens this round of the wire bracket the final matchups are going to be so funny. but we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with a snoop v michael final showdown

[pazziwoke]

everyone worried asf about paige and she’s just ragebaiting as usual 😭😭

[whydidicomebackonhere]

arike the father that stepped up

[akaz2908]

[miamaimania]

"I Drivhuset" (1980) by Susanne Ussing — Sculpture installed at Ordrupgaardsamlingen