Nostaliga Without the Hangover

Your name is ROXY LALONDE and everything is just the way it should be. The game is over and your friends are happy and that's all that matters now. You are 18 YEARS OLD and you feel happier than you have in a long, long time. Your chumhandle is tranquilGrace M!A: N/A

[sober-wanderer]

Bluh.

[sober-wanderer]

True.

So I can refrain from getting any more broken bones.

[demosthenes]

Good. I’ll send all my forces after you otherwise. I’ll have them carry you back here kicking and screaming if I have to.

[sober-wanderer]

I might just let them.

[sober-wanderer]

You’re one to talk. But then, you’re a Strider, so I guess you don’t count as human, huh?

I’ll manage, alright? Nothing’s happened tome yet that I haven’t survived. Though I will say that I’m going to be much more aware of my surroundings this time.

[demosthenes]

Hi. I’m Dirk Strider. I have very skewed views on mostly everything ever. Perhaps we haven’t met.

Oh? Why’s that?

[sober-wanderer]

True.

So I can refrain from getting any more broken bones.

[sober-wanderer]

-tranquilGrace is online!-

[sober-wanderer]

You love me.

I’ll try to be. I make no promises.

[demosthenes]

So that’s what you call it. Huh. Humans are strange creatures.

I guess that’s all I can ask for.

[sober-wanderer]

You're one to talk. But then, you're a Strider, so I guess you don't count as human, huh?

I'll manage, alright? Nothing's happened tome yet that I haven't survived. Though I will say that I'm going to be much more aware of my surroundings this time.

[sober-wanderer]

mmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Back to world-hopping, I guess.

[demosthenes]

You’re impossible.

That sounds fun, though. I hope you enjoy it. And are careful. More careful than you have been.

[sober-wanderer]

You love me.

I'll try to be. I make no promises.

[sober-wanderer]

Mmmmrrrphhhhhh

Nothing’s really new on my end. I’m chillin’ at Janeys house for now. I’ll probably leave again here shortly.

[demosthenes]

Don’t Mmmmrrrphhhhhh at me, young lady.

Sounds fun. What’re your plans after that?

[sober-wanderer]

mmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Back to world-hopping, I guess.

[sober-wanderer]

Don’t make me come find you ant take care of you, Mr. Strider. You know I will…

[demosthenes]

I’m fine, Rox. Don’t worry about it.

How’re things otherwise? What’s new?

[sober-wanderer]

Mmmmrrrphhhhhh

Nothing's really new on my end. I'm chillin' at Janeys house for now. I'll probably leave again here shortly.

[sober-wanderer]

Yep. I am all back to 100%. No more broken bones or anything. What about you, love? How are you doing?

[demosthenes]

Good. I’m relieved to hear it.

Been better, been worse. You know. The usual.

[sober-wanderer]

Don't make me come find you ant take care of you, Mr. Strider. You know I will...

[sober-wanderer]

Bobby-Rox.

Aww. Cute.

[alcoholixsocialitx]

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

[sober-wanderer]

combusken replied to your post:So Janey finished feeding me now that I’m awake...

Are you fully healed? Checking up on you and worrying about you counts as talking to you.

Yep. I am all back to 100%. No more broken bones or anything. What about you, love? How are you doing?

[sober-wanderer]

So Janey finished feeding me now that I'm awake again.

So I'm back.

[sober-wanderer]

combusken liked your post:I live. I promise.

Hey you. How're you fairing?

[sober-wanderer]

I live. I promise.

[sober-wanderer]

samuraidamashii replied to your post:OKay, so after sleeping off the food coma from...

Jake’s back.

That's....

[sober-wanderer]

OKay, so after sleeping off the food coma from Janey as well as the last of my injuries, I have returned to the internet.

Have I missed anything of any import?