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nyctophiliactix:

Hahaha. Yeah. Cops and Jail, two back-to-back shows that are funny to watch at times. Hearing victims whine and be stupid. Oh, heck. Sweet.

Awh. Mm. You should rest.

I'm sending him now. With some treats, too. There was still leftover Valentine's candy at the store. Ah, yeah. I remember that show. D used to like it a lot for some reason.

I'm thinking about it. Don't want to go quite yet.

#Mmmmmhm.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

Good.

Oh, you know. Munching pizza, huddled up in thin-ass blankets, watching some Cops. Or, listening to, I guess. How about you?

Are there cops by you...? Oh, wait. That's a TV show, isn't it. Mmn, Saw should be on his way with the blanket in a few minutes, he just got in.

I'm... alright? Weird headspace night. I'm on a new medication and I'm not sure if it's messing with me or if I'm just tired.

#How do you know he's not just covering for me.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

Excellent. God help me if it’s embarrassing.

It definitely isn't.

But apart from cold, how are you? How's your night?

#You're blind.#Remember; I could be a lizard person.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

Originally posted by pers3phone

(I picked the first option when I searched swoon, so if it’s awful don’t blame me.)

Close enough. ( ´ ▽ ` )b

#You don't know that.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

Even in the midst of summer.

My warmth should keep with you always.

#I can tell you.#But it might be cuter to have him tell me your reaction.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

I’ll be warm forever.

That’s my hope.

#(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

You sweet fucker.

Oops.

#Sighs.#I suppose.#nyctophiliactix

nyctophiliactix:

Hmmmmm.

I may have already sent Saw to get one.

#...True.#(´･ω･`);#nyctophiliactix

arahir

i told everyone i was going to vacuum the kitchen and to stay out for a few minutes, and literally in the time it took me to go get the vacuum cleaner someone accidentally left their glass in the water dispenser and flooded the entire kitchen.

screeeeeeeeeeam

How…?

arahir

i know this isn’t a legit question but since i’m at maximum petty at this moment let me just describe the level of ennui in my house. my dad doesn’t like to stand there and hold a water glass under the fridge dispenser for the ~8 seconds it takes to fill a glass so he macgyvered it so you can just jam a glass in there and let it do its thing.

and by macgyvered i mean he took it apart, removed the spring mechanism, and bought a whole set of new glasses that are the perfect size so that they wedge in the dispenser.

that’s what i’m dealing with. my dad surgically altered the fridge and bought an entire glass tableware set so that he wouldn’t have to hold a glass in the dispenser for 8 seconds.

he’s done this with almost everything in the house. he was tired of having to latch and unlatch gates so he cut off the latches and taped industrial strength magnets in their place. he hooked up the chicken coop door to a circuit board and a solar array so it opens and closes automatically. years after he divorced my mom, one of her toilets broke and when the plumber opened it up it was full of corks that my dad had somehow tied into a functioning flush mechanism, presumably so he wouldn’t have to go buy real parts at the hardware store we lived next door to. we’re talking a walk of thirty feet from toilet to hardware store counter, max. it was literally just operating on cork power. for all those years. we never knew.

anyway that’s how.