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Dreams...
Dreams are so weird. It’s just the process of transferring information from short term to long tern memory but at the same time where the fuck does me riding a hippo through the streets of New York fit into my short term memory.
I can’t imagine how horrible it would be to live in constant fear of hell.
Like its so fucked up that there are parents out there taking the time to instill a life time of fear into their children. Even more fucked up is the idea that those kids will in turn engrave that fear into their children and so on. Why do we as humans do that?
Grass is really weird if you think about it.
Like it's a plan but it grows literally everywhere and we just act like that's no big deal. Like the ground is covered with living green fur and we just act like that's totally legit.
School doesn't actually test whether or not you're a functional human being.
All it does is take into account how well you can memorize things, and most of it is stupid pointless things as well. Like the quadratic formula. You're never going to use that but apparently it's extremely important that you memorize it for the upcoming test, just so you can forget it after. Why don't you teach me something actually important, like, I don't know, taxes. And the fact that some schools don't offer any kind of personal finance class is ridiculous. Like who cares if you can actually be a functioning adult, we just want to know how many elements you can memorize from the periodic table.
Is anyone actually 100% straight or gay?
I don’t think anyone is really 100% anything to be perfectly honest. I don’t know if I believe in absolutes in general. Who knows?
Feet are just hands that we walk on.
Think about it…
How crazy is it...
How crazy is it that there a reason groups out there who's sole purpose is to hate other people. Like imagine going to meetings where your only intention is to make someone else miserable. What a waste of effort.
Why the fuck is sex so shameful?
Why can't we just have healthy open communication about sex? A guy brads about fucking a girl and people applaud, but if he talks about having sex with another guy he should "get a room". And then there's the fact that girls can't talk about sex at all. Sex is a great fucking thing, why hide it?
Why do we think having a house is so important.
Just because you don't have a house doesn't mean you don't have a home. I prefer not to be tied down to four walls and instead tied to four wheels.
Remember when Pokémon go came out.l
That game is really a testament to our species. It came out everyone went fucking insane for weeks and now nobody talks about it. The limits to our attention span is astounding.
Murder and assassination is the same damn thing
The fact that we have a different word for when “important” people get killed vs. everyone else is kind of sad. Like even in death you are less then someone else.
Netflix and chill is kind of depressing if you think on it for to long.
Like how sad is it that we have to have back ground noise even during sex. I feel like we never just live in the moment or fully experience what's happening. But I'm still down to Netflix and chill if anyone was asking.
Fuck ADHD meds.
The give me uppers to keep me going And downers so I can sleep. No matter what I do My thoughts are always just to deep. So I'm here to just say fuck it I am who I am. So my mind is scattered Who need a fucking plan?
What the hell is love anyway?
It's just a bunch of chemicals and electric surges in the brain. Why do we treat it like the only important thing in life?
Marriage is a weird concept.
Like I already promise to be loyal to you, but now let's take it to the next level...a piece of paper. That's all it really is, I've never met a couple who was actually changed by marriage, for better or for worse.
I actually kind of live living in my car.
I'm literally not tied down to anything but a set of wheel. Plus, no rent.
Why does my taste in music give you an immediate impression?
Just because I listen to rock doesn't mean I'm a rebellious party kid. I don't drink anything but wine and I don't smoke anything but weed so please fuck off.