[muppetlesbian]

this is slightly comforting

[bizarrelittlemew]

AND YOU BETTER DO IT AGAIN

[reid-sam]

GOOD OMENS (2019-)

2x01 - The Arrival

[samwwise]

crowley shifting into protective husband mode

[izacore]

Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

[aintnohercules]

HOW COULD AZIRAPHALE DO THIS TO CROWLEY

[gaylor-moon]

[dothackeryggdrasil]

Did you mean “My anon inbox”?

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[feministism]

[teaboot]

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

[owlmylove]

friend: oh yeah, you always [do regular habitual thing]!

me: oh…. . my god.. i’m a visible entity? whose behaviors are knowable by others………

[nokhizzy]

[divitiasdraconis]

This is the future liberals (me) want

[socialistexan]

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[aviculor]

My dog wrote this article after she saw me eating corn dogs

[thecommunityzone]

Agent Stern, writing a report: Chicane’s critics suggest he dressed up in a Bigfoot costume himself to promote his failing business. Chicane decries the accusation as “a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11.” Later, he would refer to the theory as “essentially accurate.”

[uwugenides]

I am psyched

Cannot wait