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shitpost central

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

Enough with the “it’s okay to be slutty! Suck all the dicks you want!” feminism. We live in a society where young girls are already being groomed by porn culture and rape culture into thinking that they always have to be sexually available to boys, that they have to cross their own limits and leave their comfort zones to please men sexually. What we need to be telling young girls is that they don’t have to suck dick if they don’t want to. That they don’t have to participate in sexual acts that they’re uncomfortable with. That it’s okay to say no. That there’s no shame in not having sex.

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[calellon]

me alone in my room every night at 1:30am sharp

[ethicalmemes]

An alien abduction #EthicalMemes

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[sweetpea-imagines]

I need creativity rn

[conniebbyscandycane]

Same.

[levi-ish]

I’m a writer, so…

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[curseworm]

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[apeshit]

oh my god

[p0rn-daddy]

When the whole crew is basic and you wanna go extra 😂

credit

[lijanaa]

Beautiful metal tree art….

[bloomflowersbloom]

[prisoninq]

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

[bestoftswift]

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[arbitrarygreay]

So I'm just blown away by the level of pattern recognition here. The bird not only knows where the beat is, it knows what is the proper interval of beats to follow, as well as which timbres get horizontal vs. vertical movements. - A 4/4 on every beat - Vertical bobbing on the sixteenths - The first-three beats only out of 4/4!!! - Not just a bob, but up on beat 1 and down on beat 2 (out of 4/4) - Not just eighth and sixteenth notes, but recognizing when the whole pattern repeats, so as to switch back and forth between horizontal and vertical movement!!! - Slow swaying in every three beats!!!!!!!! It's not just hitting every beat! This bird recognizes 3/4!!!! - This bird has better rhythm/dance sense than actual people.

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM