[socceraddiction2000]

Do y'all remember that episode in Pokemon when Evee was being pressured into choosing an "eveelution" by the older ones and their trainers and then Evee's trainer was like "s'all good Evee you can be whatever you want you don't have to evolve man ily for trilly" and all that and I just think that episode isn't given as much credit as it needs ~just some thoughts~

[weloveshortvideos]

[allisonpregler]

my heart exploded

[socceraddiction2000]

sounds like the gameboy pokemon cries

[coolcatyoutuberreal-deactivated]

reblog in three seconds or bad luck for 420 years

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

[aphtaiwan-deactivated20140530]

what why would you use numbers

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

[theinatorinator-deactivated2020]

America makes no sense, as usual.

[fndungeonmom]

bless the person that actually made the chart

[mybine-deactivated20160330]

laughter from France

[raptortooth]

France what the fuck

[socceraddiction2000]

well us AUSSIES have a bit of both ya see: Kindergarten (ages 5-6) Year 1 (ages 6-7) Year 2 (ages 7-8) Year 3 (ages 8-9) Year 4 (ages 9-10) Year 5 (ages 10-11) Year 6 (ages 11-12) ^that is called PRIMARY SCHOOL

Year 7 (ages 12-13) Year 8 (ages 13-14) Year 9 (ages 14-15) Year 10 (ages 15-16) ^THAT is called HIGH SCHOOL

Year 11 (ages 16-17) Year 12 (ages 17-18) ^and THAT'S COLLEGE

THE END

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[socceraddiction2000]

life advice 101

[motionwaltz]

[socceraddiction2000]

"The Street Punk Turtles Unleashed!" By SirConcon on #deviantart gag I haven't posted in like what....a week-ish? Anyway I'm gonna just post when I can, yeah? And You guys are amazinggggg thanks!😁 oh and SirConcon has a few fanfics about the story behind her art so check out his page!!

[abadeerzs]

[urulokid]

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

[saevuswinds-deactivated20240226]

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

[rlyhigh]

i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

[thebeastpack]

“you will never do that” the 5 most motivational words on earth

The BeastPack (via thebeastpack)

[sixpenceee]

[socceraddiction2000]

Don't just glance, look again

[justablueumbrella]

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

[opidiod]

READ THIS

[sarcasick]

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT

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REBLOG REBLOG REBLOGGGG

[socceraddiction2000]

#HumanTMNT Dayummmmmmm 👌👌👌👌Sorry guys i haven't posted in a while the first week of school for term 2 has gone sooooo slowwwww i swear!! 😩 anyway.. Credits for this go completely to "Morning Person" by WinterHeath on #deviantart

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"Street Punk Turtles"- by SirConcon on #deviantart #TMNT #Raphael #Michelangelo 😜

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"Street Punk Turtles"-by SirConcon on #deviantart #TMNT #Leonardo #Donatello

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Part 1/3!!!!!!! Credits to Myrling on #deviantart thanks!! #TMNT "#TurtleTots React"

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Part 2/3 #TMNT #TurtleTots 😜 credits to Myrling on #deviantart

[socceraddiction2000]

Part 3/3 #TMNT #TurtleTots 😂 Credits to the AMAZING Myrling on #deviantart......