Socially Dysfunctional Mess

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Whatever

I feel like I’m screaming for help, but no one seems to hear me.

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A conversation

Gun Enthusiast: We should tech children how to use guns. It's good for their safety

Me: I'm a masturbation enthusiast. It has many health benefits. But I don't believe in doing it around children and I certainly don't believe in teaching children how to do it.

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Proof that Ariana Grande is Schrödinger's cat

BOkay So we all know Ariana Grande, Grammy nominee and winner of Youtube Music, Teen Choice, People’s Choice, MTV, and the Music Business Association Awards.

We Also Know she is part cat. She performs in cat ears and performs cat likes behaviors such as this

And playing in a giant litter box

But what you don’t know is Ariana Grande is actually Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment done by physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935 for quantum physics. The experiment was putting a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

ARIANA GRANDE IS THAT CAT

The Radioactivity and the poison combined to form the cat into a human. In 1993 the cat was in full human form and taken in by the Grande-Butera family and was raised as a human but still posses her original cat-like qualities from the 1930′s

And how do we know this?

Schrödinger's cat is DEAD and ALIVE. Ariana Grande wants to DIE ALIVE

Therefore, Ariana Grande is Schrödinger's cat.

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Start Over

I wish there was a government program that allowed you to give up everything, go far away, and start your life over. I need that

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New blog post today handling a sensitive matter that Kai and I were confronted with back when she ended up on the #ventilator after her surgery. I should have posted it months ago, because I know better than to stand complacent when I know so many #ventlife families experience similar confrontations daily, as we do. It’s been a goal of mine to put more work in to keep discussion open and ongoing on my blog Enough with the Small Talk. This is a post that is more personal, but I know many can relate. This week, I will be posting a list of posts I never publicly published that address the insensitive situations that medically complex families face and how to educate oneself to handle sensitive situations in a way that they do not unintentionally hurt; ableism; navigating the health care system because it’s a maze of work; FAQ on Kai that I also should have posted long ago; etc. I’ve said it before, but because we do have a young audience at times, I want to repeat my blog is where I write about more sensitive topics that cannot be summed up in a few paragraphs. The post today is titled “To The Stranger Who Called Me ‘Selfish For Not Letting My Two Year Old Die.”

#trach #cancer #vent #enoughwiththesmalltalk #tealherself #gogold

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I think your actually selfless for not letting Kai die. If she did die you could live a normal life. You could have your dream job, you could have friends, you could have romantic relationships, you could have free time, you’ll be less tired. You gave up your life to save Kai’s. I’m guessing who ever called you selfish is not very good at english because giving up everything for someone else isn’t at all selfish it selfless.

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me

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I finally made out of this place full of sexist douches so I can enter a place full of more sexist douches.

Honest Senior Yearbook Quote

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The Biggest Lies We Learned At School

“Bullying won’t be tolerated”

Bitches Please, You let kids gossip endless crap about me, make fun of me, make me feel like shit to a point where I was 11 years old and had a knife in my hand wishing I had the strength to insert it into my abdomen.

“Bulling isn’t tolerated” My ass

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And IIII’M Gonna live like Spongebob doesn’t exist! Like he doesn’t EXIIIISST!!!!

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Dodging Social Interaction got me like.

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Dear Teachers

We've all seen that video where the cool kid sits with the lonely kid at lunch.

I was that lonely kid. Except no one ever sat with me.

Instead of showing the kids the tape with horrible acting.

Take that Fucker slam them down next to the lonely kid and help them make friends.

Sincerely - A Socially Dysfunctional Mess