I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time
I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???
This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.
They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.
“Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole”
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*shoves customer aside and leans fully over into pen*
*reaches into pen indiscriminately and shoves whatever introvert i grab into my mouth alongside the beds and wood shreds and little toys*
*chews and swallows*
*reaches in again*
*store owner tries to pull me away but i push her to the side pull the handgun from my purse and shoot her in the head*
*keep eating*
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IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS CLIP ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE JUST VANISHES
we have come full circle
Look at these birbs
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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who
Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold