Society's Science Project

Deep sea hockey gremlin 🏒🌊

[pacificnorthpuck]

"And all of my peers, they had such potential

The swamp, it took them down

And my love, I have to tell you

I kissed them all and let them drown"

Kraken - Florence + the Machine

[mythmagicetc]

if your mutuals are watching a hockey game you will NOT be told:

who is winning

the score

what goalie interference is

you WILL be told:

everyone involved needs to die

sidney crosby is older and more beautiful

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

I’ve also learned a lot about which hockey people the mutuals think should fuck

[captainplant]

vince is going to defend the goalie and he's damn happy about it april 13th 2026

[finalscore]

[societysscienceproject]

GOT DAMN

[finalscore]

[societysscienceproject]

This goes so hard

[eldritch-squids]

[societysscienceproject]

This did things to me

[eldritch-squids]

hang it in the LOUVRE

[societysscienceproject]

My spicy little man 🔥

[krakenkrunch]

CONGRATS, MR. 1000!!!!!

[societysscienceproject]

The big rig and the big 1k

[societysscienceproject]

I should be watching this live and not on tv.

I am not okay right now.

I can literally see my empty seat on the broadcast 😭😭😭😭

[defend-the-deep]

03/23/2026: they're both so pink today

[societysscienceproject]

Less then 24 hours till I get to see these beauties for the first time 🥹

[plexyyyyy]

Seattle Kraken fans online: Crying, screaming, crashing out, sinking into the despair that is Pacific Division hockey, stuck in the swamp of sadness, burn it all down tank for McKenna sell the UFAs play the kids hahahaaaaaa

The Seattle Kraken: Sunday funday watching tennis, cute outfits, little short shorts, thighs out guys out, insta posting, socks pulled up all slutty

[societysscienceproject]

Yeah that about sums it up perfectly

[jaesawalth]

kraken @ the miami open

players’ ig stories (1-kaapo, 2/3 grubi, 4/5 jdac, 6 eeli)

[societysscienceproject]

What do you mean all of my favorite men are an hour away from me right now? Is it Tuesday yet?! 😫

[nerdygirl84]

He's so SCRUFFY 🥵

[societysscienceproject]

Oh Vince 😫

[societysscienceproject]

It hasn’t even started and I’m already annoyed by this broadcast

[nixthenemesis]

The Krakens broadcast team could tell me their taco bell orders and id find it the funniest thing. I cannot stress how much I love this team.

[heavenlycarnage]

just so naturally submissive

[societysscienceproject]

Those eyes 🥰

[larssony]

3.4.2026 // larsdunn celly <3