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Plex, ancient millennial, she/her. Still learning tumblr, bear with me lol.

Mostly a place for me to scream about hockey stuff. And by "hockey stuff" I mean Matty Beniers's weird little mustache.

Also catch me on AO3 writing occasional self-indulgent filth

The Phase 1 protections reveal the Seattle Torrent's long-term vision for a younger, heavier roster built to compete for a Walter Cup.

Speaking with reporters on Thursday, the day after the protections were announced, Turner repeatedly returned to three themes: establishing a long-term core, building a heavier style of play and maintaining stability at every position.

#this is the best article i've seen about gmmt's thought process #<- prev absolutely #we are taking a slightly different tactic I THINK and it will either look very smart or very stupid in a year so who knows #but I do think this is the idea I was kinda chasing around when thinking about protection #in that only getting 3 players in phase 1 really forces teams to consider who their identity is and what core they can build around #seattle is a very new team so obvs that identity is still being formed #there's been some head scratching for sure #especially by people who don't follow the team #but I can't say that protecting an experienced and productive forward a physical offensive defender and a solid young goalie is a bad tacti #bc those are 3 pieces we need AT MINIMUM #and it's not like you can build a roster off 3 players anyway #seattle torrent #pwhl

seattlepk

Kraken Instagram posted baby pictures (NHL combine headshots)

#excuse me Stevie what the fuck #baby Adam is always so funny to me #he looks like a baby giraffe #these combine shots always look so predatory with the little boys in their numbered tank tops #but also like fun to see muzz has been giving the same grimace smile for 10 years #Seattle kraken #kraken lb #jordan eberle #adam larsson #chandler stephenson #jared mccann #vince dunn #josh mahura #cale fleury #berkly catton

jaesawalth

jdac’s ig 26.6.4

#HELLOOOOOO JOEY #barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark #joey daccord #seattle kraken #kraken offseason

Matty with his siblings! He’s so much taller than them lol

(Via his ig story)

#why is the baby of the family always the tall one lol #like Christine what did you feed that kid #matty beniers #seattle kraken #kraken lb #kraken offseason

mysticalalleycat

Relevant to some of yall's interests I think

#looking (dis)respectfully #joeyyyyyyy come onnnnnnn #our king of thirst traps #joey daccord #kraken lb #seattle kraken

pwhl-mybeloved

#seattle torrent #pwhl

brofisting

NEW YORK AND TORONTO (June 3, 2026) — The Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) has confirmed protection lists from its eight existing t

#looks like every team but NY protected a goalie #so I do think we needed to protect murphy to keep up #I'm happy to protect wilgren BUT i do wonder what's going on with not taking barnes #seattle torrent #pwhl

thirty34four

bobby mcmann enjoyers…. how are you all doing?

#BOBBY PLEASE #i actually can't take this #i need to take a walk #bobby mcmann #seattle kraken

teex

06.03.26

#sugarbaby #<- prev so true #trevor zegras #philadelphia flyers

jaesawalth

oh i just know he was all giddy and excited

jdac’s ig story 26.6.3

#omg so happy for him #joey daccord #seattle kraken

A very good boy

#can't help but think there were better dog pun names for our team but all right #stanley pup #seattle kraken #kraken lb #jaden schwartz

For no particular reason, reminding myself that in the 2025-2026 season the Kraken beat Vegas three times.

#kraken lb #we may be ass but we have priorities

dwisp

CARPY ISN’T LEAVING!!!!!

#WHOAAAAAWOOHOOOOO!!!#CARPYYYYYYY #mymanager #seattle torrent #alex carpenter

Matty just commented when is dinner on Will’s post. They definitely live together lol.

I'm really tickled by the thought of what kind of meals "guy who only makes banana bread and dubai chocolate" and "guy who sets off the fire alarm every time he makes chicken cutlets" get to cooking together. Like they're both supposed to be bulking, maybe Will finds some TikTok healthy chicken pasta recipe but halfway through they realize they don't have the right pans and the recipe calls for calabrian chili paste and they only have crushed red pepper. Tyler Toffoli and Yanni Gourde are on speed dial. No luck, it's inedible. They order Chipotle.

#SORRY I still have more Mattyposting in me tonight I guess #once again thinking about vince dunn calling matty out for always getting cooked for #colleen and christine are gonna have a field day over this one #matty beniers #will smith hockey #hot rat summer 2026

...and then Brisson took us all out with a photodump

#Mattyyyyyyyyy #the Umich gc in the comments...i can't...#j'accuse is trying to EAT MATTY #briss not today the day after maye day #WHO TOOK THIS PIC WHY IS IT SO BLURRY #matty beniers #jack hughes #brendan brisson #kraken lb

Beautiful hare hopping around the bases

(Matty at the Drake Maye charity softball event, via his ig)

#matty beniers #kraken lb #seattle kraken #also hiii wsh #also also hiiiii megan keller and jill saulnier #idk other boston sports so that's all I care about lol #hot rat summer 2026

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