theatre kid matty beniers

the hockey blog of @ztrange-fruit. primary kraken supporter but you might find some other guys i like. casual shane wright enjoyer. header art from @surburbanbonfire

[heavenlycarnage]

THIS IS SO CUTE 😸🩷

[plexyyyyy]

For no particular reason, reminding myself that in the 2025-2026 season the Kraken beat Vegas three times.

[atsuwushi]

no i'm gonna fucking cry actually. you're macklin celebrini. you were the top goal scorer at your first olympics, which you attended as the youngest nhl player in team canada history. you remain the only nhl player and the youngest player to score in a penalty shootout at the olympics. you fucking lose the gold medal game. you go back to the nhl and pretty much single-handedly drag your rebuilding team into the playoff race. you become the franchise record holder in only your second nhl season, and you finish the season as the 4th top points scorer in the league behind guys with 8+ years of experience on you. your team just barely loses out on the playoffs. you go to the world championships, you're named captain over your literal idol sidney crosby. you go to worlds because you want to win something for once. the first game you lose is the fucking semi-final.

[mysticalalleycat]

Relevant to some of yall's interests I think

[thirty34four]

bobby mcmann enjoyers…. how are you all doing?

[annieqattheperipheral]

R4G1 // v.gk @ canes

[eldritch-squids]

I can’t believe the year that hockey finally gets the greatest PR in the history of sports is also the year that evil hockey flourishes

[sports-sideblog]

NHL pride mood board 🌈🌈🌈

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

happy pride month 🌈

[zostapchuks]

it's draft combine week which means i'm legally required to share my favorite photos of sharks from past combines

[mmxiii-writes]

What's that devastating quote that's like, it isn't evening yet, but it's getting to be late in the afternoon

x | x | x

[superhaenyra]

performative4performative

[zmhyman]

krakenmin doing the lords work and posting mini versions of our kitten

[zmhyman]

[ashipwreckcoast]

“Racist, sexist, and homophomic [?] language has no place on our team.”- Travis Konecny, Philadelphia Flyers

[flyerskay]

Have to add my most beloved Cathy Konecny retweet screenshot

[eldritch-squids]

happy pride month to brad marchand im not implying anything here btw. he’s just like that

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[cutebrini]

hello!!!