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well hello there, i'm kai.. it's nice to meet you.. • 𝟏𝟖+ 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 (𝒎𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝟐𝟒), 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆, 𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒊-𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 & 𝒐𝒄 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚; 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈

[sociopathicheretic]

"in case you haven't figured it out by now, i'm a sociopath. i know, shocker."

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[sociopathicheretic]

This muse has been moved to here → @thechaoticmusecollection

[sociopathicheretic]

Well hello there! Below the cut is a list of rules and friendly reminders that is universal across all my blogs (so if you follow one already don't worry about re-reading these) Read them before interacting with me, please and thank you. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the rights to Kai Parker, Chris Wood or any of the gifs/icons I use unless stated otherwise, I get them all from various places (usually Pinterest).

One of the most important rules; this is an 18+ ONLY blog, no minors allowed. Most interactions will be SFW, but others might not. And NSFW is not just limited to suggestive themes, it also includes violence, blood, alcohol, drugs, etc. If you are sensitive to any of that, this probably isn’t the blog for you. (Also, if you don’t tell me your age or it’s not somewhere on your blog (bio, pinned post, rules, about, etc) I will not follow you back)  

Second most important rule; I do not tolerate racism, homophobia, transphobia, or bullying of any kind. If I see it I will report and block you. 

I’m down for both SFW and NSFW interactions. However, all interactions will be treated as SFW unless you specify or message me otherwise. NSFW replies will be put under a cut; but I don’t expect the same from you. If our muses have never interacted, I prefer not to jump straight into NSFW interactions so please keep that in mind. (NSFW Hard-No’s: Incest, Pedophilia, anything to do with Scat/Urine, Non-Con/Dub-Con, Feet.) 

Unless it is something you've been mentioned in, do not reblog it from me, reblog it from the source. The only exception to this is if it’s some kind of reblog game or if the source is no longer active to reblog things from. 

If I notice that you are only following or interacting with only one gender of my muses (usually it’s the males) then I will slow my interactions with you. I understand that people have certain characters they love and certain preferences but it can be very discouraging for me, and my muses, when only one gender is getting all the attention. It's obviously a different story if you are only interacting with a single muse. 

This goes with the previous one; please at least try and interact with at least some of my OC’s- again it can be very discouraging for me and my muses when only the canon ones are getting the attention. 

Please do not ask me to rp a character that I don’t have listed or anyone from a fandom that I don’t have listed unless I have posted that I am taking suggestions. The characters I have are the ones that I play and that’s it. If I don’t have a certain character there’s usually a reason for it. And if I don’t have a fandom listed it’s probably because I don’t know much about it or haven’t seen the movie/show/etc.  These next few aren’t really rules but…

I’m totally down with shipping but a heads up is always appreciated! And if my muse isn’t feeling a ship I will let you know; it’s nothing personal, sometimes it just happens. Also, do not disregard any of my muses' sexualities, most of them are bi/pan but some are not. 

I’m open to talking to anyone! You can be a canon character, an OC, or just a regular person. Or any of the in between, it doesn’t matter to me. My one and only exception to this is anyone with an animated/cartoon only muse, if you have a human face claim I’m okay with it though.

I’m down for all the threads! So don’t be afraid to start more than one thread at a time with me. I also don’t have a preference on reply length- just as long as we can keep the thread moving along, I am perfectly content.

Along with that, I don’t mind rewriting anything! If you don’t like something or it makes you uncomfy, please don’t be afraid to message me and let me know. I will never be upset at someone for wanting me to redo something. 

I also will never be upset if you tag me anything! Whether it’s something that reminds you of one of my muses or our muse’s relationship or something you made, I absolutely adore it!

And lastly just a few friendly reminders…

There is a real person with a real life behind this blog so response times will vary, but I promise I will get to everyone eventually! I save most replies to my drafts but sometimes I will forget one or two so if you see me replying to things and I haven’t responded to yours just shoot me a message!

You do not have to match my reply length- or even my format, just rp however you feel most comfortable and I’ll do the same- And please if you ever have any issues (too long, something in them, etc) with my starters, answers, etc please don’t be afraid to just shoot me a message and tell me what it is you don’t like and I’ll be happy to fix it! 

I’m an extremely friendly person despite my extreme social anxiety and horrible social skills and I’m always looking to make new friends. Just send me an ask, meme, like any of my starter calls or reply to one of my open starters! Also, my messages on here are always open and you are more than welcome to ask for my Discord, it’s normally easier to reach me on there, and I rp on there as well.

[rpmusingsforthesoul]

Send 🎶 for me to use song lyrics as a starter

[thechaosmuses]

Under the cut is a list of my playlists with how many songs are on each- I also have 2,505 songs in my liked songs so you can pick which playlist (or just my liked songs) and tell me to shuffle or pick a number, 1 through however many songs is on that playlist-

Keep reading

[bluereferences]

HALLOWEEN RP STARTERS.

– emoji starters.

👻 - for your muse to pick out a costume for my muse to wear.

💀 - for your muse to take my muse to a haunted house/place.

🦴 - for your muse to do my muse’s halloween make-up.

🍿 - for your muse to take my muse to see a scary movie.

🍸 - for your muse to meet my muse at a halloween party.

🔥 - for your muse to tell my muse scary stories.

🔪 - for your muse to find my muse after they get bitten by a vampire/werewolf/creature of sender’s choice.

🎲 - for our muses to do a ouija board.

😈 - for our muses to have a paranormal encounter.

⛺️ - for our muses to go camping on halloween night.

🍬 - for our muses to have a halloween-themed sleepover.

🌛 - for our muses to go trick-or-treating.

🎃 - for our muses to carve pumpkins together.

+💞 to reverse where applicable.

– sentence starters.

“What are you dressing up as this year?”

“You’re not going trick-or-treating? What a bore.”

“Trick-or-treatings for kids! How old are you?”

“All this candy is gonna make me gain so much weight…”

“You’re not carving that correctly… Here, let me help.”

“Oh my God! What did you get bitten by?!”

“Hey demons, it’s me, ya boy!”

“I don’t think it’s wise to be messing with spirits.”

“666? I feel very welcome here.”

“I… I-Is that not a costume?”

“Getting wasted and eating a ton of free sweets sounds like a good time right about now.”

“I like Autumn. I don’t like Halloween.”

“Don’t do that! You really scared me, you know!”

“You shoulda seen the look on your face– you were terrified!”

“Vampires and werewolves and all that stuff is all make-believe. Don’t get yourself worked up about it.”

“Aren’t you freezing in that costume? Do you want my coat?”

“What are you gonna carve into your pumpkin? I’m fresh out of ideas.”

“I don’t do dressing up. I’m going as myself.”

“Monsters aren’t scary. Monsters are pretty hot, actually.”

“Breaking and entering is still illegal, even if it’s Halloween, idiot.”

“We’re going to ignore the law for the sake of, you know, Halloween!”

“W-Was that a scream, or am I just hearing things?”

“Dude, horror movies suck. Put something else on.”

“What are you supposed to be? A clown?”

“The Ouija board is the wrong way around… idiot.”

“I-It’s scary! I wanna go hooome!”

“I… I hope that’s not real blood…”

[rubymemes]

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 (a collection of general sentences to fit various settings. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

“Hurry up! We’re going to be late!”

“How can you be so smart but also so very stupid?”

“I’ve been looking forward to seeing you.”

“You’re funny when you’re angry.”

“You’re far too nosy for your own good.”

“Are you sure that you can do this?”

“Let’s just order a pizza.”

“Honestly, I just want to go to bed.”

“You can talk to me, you know.”

“Are you seriously going to wear that?”

“You’re a liar.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve done this before.”

“I haven’t touched it!”

“Looks like we’re in for another long night.”

“Okay, you’ve definitely had enough to drink for one night.”

“Do you ever think about us?”

“What should we do now?”

“Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?”

“Oh, have some faith for once!”

“You know we’re going the wrong way, right?”

“Let’s not start the day like this.”

“You know, the Earth revolves around the sun, not around you.”

“You call that music?”

“Sorry, I missed that. Could you repeat what you just said?”

“This development is anything but ideal.”

“You look absolutely stunning.”

“I got this.”

“I swear, one day I’m going to snap.”

“Why are you like this?”

“Is everything ok?”

“What’s your problem?”

“You can’t be here.”

“Thank you for everything.”

“Are you serious?”

[rpmemes-galore]

random questions … sentence starters

“Are you cold?”

“Where’d you put it?”

“You got this for me…?”

“Did you hear the news?”

“Do you believe in ghosts?”

“Did you seriously buy that?”

“How long ago did it happen?”

“Who do you have a crush on?”

“What are you doing out here?”

“How long have I been asleep?”

“Did you have anyone in mind?”

“Have there been any updates?”

“Do you want to go out with me?”

“What’s wrong? You don’t like it?”

“Did you make this? It’s beautiful!”

“You’re sticking to that story, huh?”

“Do you need something to drink?”

“I didn’t catch that, what’d you say?”

“Can I make you something to eat?”

“Why are you the way that you are?”

“You sound like a frog, are you sick?”

“How have you survived for so long?”

“Did you hear anything else about it?”

“What happened? This wasn’t like this.”

“You mind if I crash here for the night?”

“Do you want to just… get out of here?”

“Do you think I deserve to be forgiven?”

“What, you’ve never been here before?”

“Hold on, where’s this all coming from?”

“Does that sound like its getting closer?”

“Have you ever been to (place) before?”

“Why can’t you be honest with yourself?”

“Do you need somewhere to stay tonight?”

“I… I don’t understand, what’s happening?”

“Why do you let them talk to you like that?”

“Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?”

“Do you think people can earn forgiveness?”

“How long have you been dealing with this?”

“Why don’t you admit when you need help?”

“Why don’t you ever tell the truth, not ever?”

“Do you honestly expect me to believe that?”

“What makes you think I don’t care about you?”

“Why do you think you can get away with this?”

“How long have you been hiding this from me?”

“Who made you feel like you don’t deserve love?”

“Are you okay…? ‘Cause you don’t seem very okay.”

“Do you think you have feelings for (her/him/them)?”

“Why can’t you be honest about what you’re feeling?”

“What makes you think this is going to end well for you?”

“Seriously, you’re telling me you’ve never tried it before?”

“Do you think you’re better than everyone else, is that it?”

“Really? Do you really think that little of me that you think I’d do that?”

“Why would you do that? What made you think that was an okay thing to do?”

[blackcatrph]

send  an emoji  for  a  starter  based  on  the  trope.

tw:  dark  themes  present  ( blood,  death  etc )

“  my  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  person  receiving  the  meme.  “  your  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  the  person  sending  the  meme.

🛏️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  share  one  bed.

💍  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  enemies  forced  to  marry.

⚔️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fighting  and  my  muse  admits  their  feelings  for  yours.  (  add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings )

😴  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  comforting  your  muse  after  a  nightmare.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  comfort  mine )

🤕  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  patching  up  your  muse’s  injuries.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  patching  up  my  muse’s  injuries. )

🥂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  drunkenly  confesses  their  true  feelings  about  your  muse  to  them.

💭  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  chooses  to  give  up  their  memories  of  your  muse  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  give  up  their  memories  to  save  mine )

🥊  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  pins  yours  whilst  sparring.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  pin  mine )

🛡️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  protects  yours  from  a  fight.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  protect  mine. )

🩸  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  injured  and  yours  demands  to  know  who  hurt  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  injured )

💋  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  kiss  to  maintain  their  cover.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fake  dating.

🤐  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  pretend  they’re  not  dating.

🤯  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  recognises  yours  from  a  past  life,  but  your  muse  does  not  remember  them.

☠️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  admits  their  true  feelings  for  your  muse  after  believing  they’re  about  to  die,  but  they  survive.  (  add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings  to  mine )

🔪  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  kills  to  protect  your  muse.  ( add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  kill  to  protect  mine )

💔  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  breaks  your  muse’s  heart  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  break  my  muse’s  heart )

🌪️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  trapped  together  during  a  storm.

💰  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  has  to  seduce  yours  for  information.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  try  to  seduce  mine )

✋   -  a  starter  where  my  muse  traces  your  muse’s  scars.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  trace  my  muse’s  scars )

🫂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  runs  to  embrace  yours  after  winning  a  battle.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  embrace  mine )

👗  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  helps  yours  get  ready  for  a  fancy  event  [ eg.  fixing  their  tie,  zipping  their  dress ]  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  help  mine  get  ready )

[deadlyxgentleman-archive-blog]

This is an open invitation to ask my muse whatever you damned well please.

Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.

[havokmemes]

PSA.

ENGAGE WITH YOUR RP PARTNERS. like or comment on their posts, whether it be an ooc post or something they’ve posted about their character. reblog their promos. send them a meme or two when applicable. acknowledge when they answer memes for you. communicate when a plot or ship isn’t working for you. plot with them. engage with your rp partners. roleplay is a two way street, don’t just let the other person do everything while you put in the bare minimum. and if you’re not getting anything back from your partners, don’t let anyone guilt you into keeping them.

[sociopathicheretic]

[just-clean-rp-memes]

Reblog if it's ok to jump into your asks or send a message to plot an rp

[rpmusingsforthesoul]

Send 🎶 for me to use song lyrics as a starter

[thechaosmuses]

Under the cut is a list of my playlists with how many songs are on each- I also have 2,505 songs in my liked songs so you can pick which playlist (or just my liked songs) and tell me to shuffle or pick a number, 1 through however many songs is on that playlist-

Keep reading

[gatorprompts]

✧ — ⋆    𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 & 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .

SOCIAL  MEDIA  PROMPTS .

send  📘  for  a  facebook  status  about  your  muse 

send  👻  for  a  snapchat  from  my  muse 

send  🐦  for  a  tweet  about  your  muse 

send  📸  for  an  instagram  post  about  your  muse

TEXTING  PROMPTS .

send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse

send  😳  for  an  embarrassing  text  from  my  muse

send  💋  for  a  flirty  text  from  my  muse

send  😱  for  a  scared  text  from  my  muse

send  ✨  for  a  random  text  from  my  muse

send  😡  for  an  angry  text  from  my  muse

send  😬  for  a  worried  text  from  my  muse

send  😢  for  a  sad  text  from  my  muse

send  😁  for  a  happy  text  from  my  muse

send  💕  for  a  loving  text  from  my  muse

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[sociopathicheretic]

[rpmemes-galore]

supportive / protective vibes … sentence starters

“i’m proud of you.”

“here, take my coat.”

“oh no… i’ll get the bandages.”

“you’re doing the best you can.”

“someone scared you, didn’t they?”

“it’s alright, you don’t have to be perfect.”

“are you alright? did something happen?”

“i care about you and i want to look after you.”

“you haven’t slept, have you? here, let’s lie down.”

“I heard you crying, so i brought you some tea/cocoa.”

“not enough people have told you how wonderful you are.”

“oh, you’re shaking like a leaf! come here, love, come here.”

“you look like you’re going to topple over. here, please, sit down.”

“you’re allowed to speak up. i want to hear what you have to say.”

“you haven’t eaten today, have you? here i’ll make you something.”

“no matter what anyone else has told you, you deserve to feel happy.”

“how about we get you into a warm bath, and then we can talk, alright?”

“you know how you’ve always been there for me? well, now it’s my turn.”

“shhh, no, it’s alright, it was just a nightmare. you’re safe, you’re safe here.”

“i’m going to wrap you in blankets and fight anybody who tries to touch you.”