bubblegum bitch

i didn't just KISS her. we went ALL THE WAY & she LIKED it. what's the point in trying to HIDE it? you never know until you've TRIED it.

[dearjihyun]

sofalvarcz:

SOFIA: yes omg i have to introduce u to the world’s WORST CHARACTER jenny schecter 

HANUEL: oh like jenny from the block ?? she sounds like the WORST

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SOFIA: no omg, she’s much worse tbh she’s the devil

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leehanevl:

HANUEL:  heck yeah ! i’ve been meaning to watch it – let’s do it! 

SOFIA: yes omg i have to introduce u to the world’s WORST CHARACTER jenny schecter 

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sofia traveled into the breakroom, her stomach growling. she took her quinoa salad out of the fridge, that was marked in red, ‘SOFIA, IF YOU TOUCH THIS YOU’LL REGRET IT XO.’ she put it in the microwave for twenty seconds before taking it out & sitting down at the little table in the slightly uncomfortable plastic chair. she had wished that the salad were a PIZZA but she sadly couldn’t live on just pizza, no matter how hard she wished. “i’m so glad i found this recipe on pinterest,” she mused to the other who was sitting across from her. “this entire salad is ORGANIC & LOCAL, & now i realize i truly sound like one of those annoying people who live in la...sorry.”

@buraeucratic

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sofia was on her break while she was taking some buzzfeed quizzes. ironic, how she couldn’t even escape buzzfeed when she was on her break from buzzfeed. she was currently taking, ‘TELL US YOUR SIGN AND WE’LL TELL YOU YOUR BIGGEST FLAWS’ quiz, and the result made her scoff. ‘you tend to not care about anyone but yourself, scorpios will eat children. you have an incredibly sexy engaging magnetism that makes you irresistible but also makes you cold and unfeeling at times.’ parts of it sofia could agree with, like she did have an incredibly sexy engaging magnetism that makes her irresistible but she wasn’t that selfish or evil. ‘i’m gonna have a word with whoever wrote this quiz because it’s just SLANDERING scorpios right now,’ sofia said to the nearest person. 

@80sloverboyygreer

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sofia had finally gotten off of work & decided to go to a bar to blow off some steam. as much as she loved working at buzzfeed, some days she just needed a break from all of the chaos at the company. there was no better place for sofia to take a break other than a bar where she could stare at pretty girls & steal them away from their INCOMPETENT boyfriends. sofia couldn’t stop looking at one girl in particular, because she was one of sofia’s colleagues. & one of her conquests. she confidently walked over to delilah, putting her margarita down on the counter next to the UNSUSPECTING girl. “ can i buy you a drink, beautiful ? ” sofia asked in a sultry voice.

@dcliilah

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sofia & lucas had a weird friendship. that’s how they described it & that’s how anyone who saw the two interact described it as well. but there was no doubt that their friendship was one that was close & what some people WISHED they could get in a best friend. she had texted her friend earlier in the day to see if he was up to go to a club & pick up chicks. of course, he was down, so here she was standing outside of his house, knocking on the door. “ hey, come out, come out wherever you are ! there are a ton of girls at the club just WAITING to meet us ! ” she yelled through the door. 

@tflucx

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sofia walked into her little cubicle where she sat directly across from jude. she had sworn she saw the other girl making eyes at her through the small cracks in which she sometimes admittedly also stared at the girl. she typed away at her laptop, working on the newest love is love video. she decided to give all of the questions involving feelings to other members because let’s be honest, sofia didn’t really have any feelings that she knew of. she instead decided to take the questions that had to do with safe sex & getting girls to like you. she looked up from her computer for a millisecond to look at jude again. “ hey, do you know where the best place to buy dental dams online is ? ” she asked the girl, her head cocking to the side. “ not for me, i already have a TON, but for this video. ”

@jvdvths

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every time kat opened her mouth, sofia was sure an angel somewhere LOST their wings. it was like listening to one of those people who thought they knew everything about a topic because they took one class about it in college. she had been listening to the other girl drone on about GOD KNOWS WHAT for far too long & she swore NOT rolling her eyes at this girl should be an olympic sport because it was nearly impossible. the confidence that exuded from kat was comical considering how she sounded like a complete twit to sofia. “ are you done ? this is getting tiring. if i wanted to listen to someone ramble incoherently while simultaneously thinking they’re smart, i would have watched DONALD TRUMP give a speech. ”

@katinkas

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sms ⇌ sofia 🌹

ANNABELLE: poor guy has a sweat stain the shape of an entire country on his back and idk if he is ever going to find love so hm

ANNABELLE: ur truly an icon

SOFIA: probably not but i mean,, girls everywhere are lowering their standards every day so u never know!

SOFIA: thank u, i've been told

[simmerabbey]

a colorful pile of fabric had gathered at her feet as she twirled in front of the mirror in buzzfeed’s wardrobe room. as she held yet another garment to her chest, her face drooped before she found herself tossing it to the ground allowing the pile to grow in height again. disgruntled moans escaped her lips after each toss— ‘ rubbish, awful, SO LAST YEAR etc. ’. she’d already been at it for a good hour so she was in awe that nobody had walked in on her disaster of a styling session thus far. yet, she knew if she didn’t hurry up, someone other than cameron would see her in just her underwear which today happened to be a matching calvin klein set consisting of a bralette & a thong; something she would only dare wear in front of him. she knew she’d spoken too soon though when a creak of the old floorboard erupted from behind. it was only a miniature sound but it felt like one thousand volcanoes exploding at once to her. a rapid turn and her eyes met the others’ before she awkwardly muttered, as quiet as a mouse, ‘ it’s not what you think. ’ 

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sofia had needed a new outfit for the video that the love is love club was planning to film tomorrow. even though she had an extensive personal wardrobe, nothing seemed to be right to her. she loved her clothes but she felt the need for something fresh and new. she wandered into the wardrobe room to pick out a new outfit when she saw her friend and colleague standing in nothing but a bralette and thong. sofia would be a liar ( & she is one ) if she said she didn’t check out the small girl’s body a little bit. ‘ i didn’t know you liked me like, indiana, ’ sofia said, a smirk gracing her lips that were painted a deep red by one of her signature lipsticks. ‘ anyway, wanna help me pick something out for a video we’re doing tomorrow? ’

[claudics]

★彡❪ SNAP. ▹ 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 & 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗆𝖺'𝗌.

helena: found this cutie on my way home & he’s now my third roommate helena: taking name ideas also !! :^)  helena: except i might be settled on obi wan kenobi, obi for short !

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sofia: omg he’s precious sofia: makes me miss my pups back in nyc sofia: is it bad that i’ve never seen star wars because i’m not...how u say.. a Nerd

[felicitvs]

╰☆╮snapchat › all my pals

AURORA: quick question ppls AURORA: i found a phone number on the inside of this hat AURORA: n i called it for fun and it was for a pET STORE ??? should i be concerned wTF

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SOFIA: i may have done that to girls before tbh SOFIA: like as if i’m gonna give these girls my REAL number?? ? pls

[dearjihyun]

SMS ——— open

HANUEL: Tfw you overestimate food sizing and end up with wasy too much.

HANUEL: I say this calls for lazy hangout night, anyone want some free food while we binge watch Netflix?

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SOFIA: can we watch the l word? it’s on netflix and i’m seriously needing some Gay content in my life

[medicitm]

“i swear, ONE more instagram post about new year’s resolutions n’ i’m about to delete every social media account i have,” cameron complained, slapping his phone down on the surface of the break room counter as he waited for his coffee. “no offence, but new year’s resolutions are bullshit.”

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“ why do i need a new year’s resolution when i’m already doing amazing ? ” sofia wondered out loud. “ new year’s resolutions are stupid because none of those people ever STICK to it. it’s kind of a bit pathetic if you ask me. ”

[b99thingsv2]

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i just got back from the gym ( i hate the gym and exercising so much ) but anyway,, if u want a closed starter, like this ! i’ll probably come to u in the ims n then whip something up !

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“Don’t ask,” Mara interrupted the other, her eyes rolling to make contact with the approaching figure through the dark shades she had worn to protect, or much rather hide her tired eyes. She waved a hand nonchalantly in attempt to dissolve whatever could have fallen out of the other’s lips – nothing could possibly interest the hungover brunette at this very moment. With a hand rummaging through the pockets of her oversized hoodie, she pulled out a ready-rolled joint ( one she would keep for emergencies, much like her current situation ) hidden in her packet of cigarettes along with a lighter; instantly flickering a spark towards the tip. “Oh fuck me,” she muffled with the joint resting in between her lips. She began to shake the lighter and attempt another try, but with her luck slipping off, her shoulders rolled inwards. her entire being looking almost like a wilting rose from the disappointment. “Got a light?”

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“I wasn’t going to ask,” Sofia said, with an arched eyebrow and a slightly judgemental look on her face. She knew the signs of a hangover and Mara was wearing all of them right now. From the irritability to the wearing sunglasses inside, it was obvious that the other girl was suffering from one. “A light?” Sofia shook her head no. “You know that shit kills you, right?”