not all heroes wear bape

parker cannon | mirroredfence

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i had a strawberry chocolate chip cookie in honor of valentine’s day and it was so so good

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i have the music from the forest in wizards & warriors stuck in my head right now and for no reason bc i couldn’t even play that game right now if i wanted to

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it has been a day

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finishing a book is so good and so bad at the same time like now i gotta go find another one

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blood oranges are the best

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i need to stop making up little rules for myself that make me enjoy things less like damn why do i need to get three stars before i move on to the next level in some dumb little game

[sofboi]

i keep getting sucked into these car sim tiktoks where they just fucking destroy teslas no matter how well they could perform and i don’t even know that im enjoying them but i sure am watching

[catchymemes]

[spicecats]

hey guys i’m being peer pressured into getting a jersey shore tattoo by parker please send help

[sofboi]

i literally just got a tattoo by the same guy that did it like an hour ago it’s a sign

[sofboi]

what if you went on maury but didn’t run fast enough

[sofboi]

the hamburglar would not let me scroll past an ad on tiktok and it was stressing me out

[sofboi]

i watched a tiktok of this italian exchange student talking about the american food she tried and she had some inconsistent ratings but then she said pizza hut and little caesars were good pizza just a bit too greasy and i feel like it’s gotta be a joke but it really didn’t seem like one

[sofboi]

sometimes i just need to rewatch happy endings and that’s it

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sometimes when i’m thinking about checking my email i think about how it sounds on the homestar runner website when you hover over the link for email

[sofboi]

i couldn’t tell you why but i am just so tired at least i have my little word games to confirm my brain still works

[sofboi]

i love francesca stugot

[sofboi]

the dove chocolate heart messages are so much harder to read now without a white background