ya girl needs some help. so my man busted like 2 nuts inside my mouth, so deep i had no choice but to swallow. plus it makes him happy. but anyways im strictly dieting and that kinda messed me up. how many cals are in a thick, big sticky load? (his nuts arent watery)
mah man, im a virgin, and a sexually anxious virgin at that, and you made me google “jizz calories”. i didnt know i would be doing this during my italian class, but here i am.
“A Google search of “semen calories” returns over 1.2 million results. Answers vary widely, but most sources peg it somewhere between 5 - 25 calories per serving. However, a typical ejaculation—with an average volume of 3.4 ml—contains less than 1 calorie. Just like Diet Coke!“.
i didnt dare search for what counts as a “serving” of semen, but nothing stops you from doing that.
cheers and have fun with your bf, and his diet coke jizz.