Sofie BS @sofiesauer - Tumblr Blog

Linda P for the win! Love that dumb fuck humor! #lindap#fuckingfunny#fuckeduphumor

Not being able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending.

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I’m sarcastic, and have a smart-ass attitude. It’s a natural defense against drama, bulls**t, and stupidity.

http://twitter.com/#!/GlRLTHINGS

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.

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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. - Teens

I'll be going to dreamland now, sleep tight everyone!

Keep it real while you can!

I hate when you like are about to hug the most awesome and most gorgeous person, and then I bum into the mirror. Face first.

Awesome doggy!

Reblog if you are apart of the Brittana fandom!

brittanaotp:

Let’s see how many reblogs we can get before tomorrow’s episode!

Look in the mirror and you will see the most beautiful thing, you.

I've now officially absolute no life anymore

Do you need some new batteries for you´re "toy", it sounds like you´re using it a lot :o!!!

Nah, it runs on sunlight. I'll just lay it outside when it need battery.

Be yourself, and do it with an attitude.

why do you hang dirty underwear over you´re bed :o!!!

It works like a dream catcher, but this just scares them away, instead of catching them.

Why is you´re bag vibrating?!!!

My toy.

Sofie BS