Melani(n/e)

Are yo palms sweaty nigga, better get a grip.

[nevaehtyler]

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

why’s penis in gatorade? i hate astrology

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[lgbtteenshk-deactivated20180801]

my feelings of affection towards this post are unreal

[justsomeantifas]

trump cancels meals on wheels which costed the government 3mil yet has gone on 8 fucking golf trips this year each one which cost the government 3mil. 

They’re killing us, and they’re fucking golfing over it to laugh at our demise.

[justsomeantifas]

This is what austerity measures look like by the way, kill the poor, allow the rich to gorge themselves on our deaths.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[hadesfuckedme-deactivated202012]

Frying plantain

[munchinyc]

IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

yooo but that oil is no joke when it hits your skin!😂

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

me

[bpdbuttercup]

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

[krishnahare]

[gabieplease]

Mike Brown Was Always Innocent

[weavemama]

ferguson police literally lied about mike brown robbing a whole store so please don’t try to contradict black people’s skepticism when it comes to trusting the police 

[micdotcom]

Texas lawmaker Jessica Farrar is proposing a bill that would fine men $100 every time they masturbate

Texas tries very hard to legislate reproduction, generating a crushing volume of bills aimed at regulating the uterus. 

But what about the other side? Shouldn’t those without uteri be bound by the same measure of genital legalese?

One Texas state lawmaker, Democratic Rep. Jessica Farrar, thinks so. On Friday, fed up with targeted abortion restrictions, Farrar filed House Bill 4260, a bill “relating to the regulation of men’s health and safety.”

HB 4260, aka “the Man’s Right to Know Act,” would impose a $100 fine on male masturbation or, as Farrar’s legislation puts it, “emissions outside of a woman’s vagina.”

If not properly stored for future use, ejaculation would qualify as ‘an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,’ the bill reads. Men interested in extravaginal emission would be welcome to visit hospitals and private masturbatoriums that would help with the special storage requirements. Read more (3/13/17 2:07 PM)

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[vanvert-deactivated20170804]

How in the hell???

[babyanimalgifs]

[atiredgemini]

[auntea-deactivated20181016]

Need one of Nicki

[weavemama]

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read