Robbie's Tech Lab

 ~The Genius Eccentric!~ | NSFW Tag: "my actions will have consequences" (Nothing will be actually explicit!)

[russieraholic]

Big Shop Sale!

So I got a 4 star review on my shop. Not the biggest deal but it was because the post office didn’t ship it in time and it didn’t have to do with me at all so I’m kinda bummed.

I need to recover from that, so everything in my shop is now 50% off. And hey like, I know maaaybe this is a little bit of a shady practice but… if you DM me and promise you’ll leave a 5 star review to help my shop, I’ll give you a code for 69% off because I’m funny.

Anyway. My stuff is pretty cool I make pins and earrings for queers like me. And this is also my only source of income so… by doing this you’re helping me stay afloat and build my future.

[furby-yeehaw]

TWINK:

OBLITERATED

[genius-eccentric]

Me when I shove my obliterator into the twink

[genius-eccentric]

@the-eccentric-genius

Purah fucking help me please

[the-eccentric-genius]

What is it now, moron.

[genius-eccentric]

i need… men

[the-eccentric-genius]

Don’t you have like five different guys you screw on a semi-consistent basis?

[genius-eccentric]

Yeah I just felt the need to tell someone how gay I am

[genius-eccentric]

@the-eccentric-genius

Purah fucking help me please

[the-eccentric-genius]

What is it now, moron.

[genius-eccentric]

i need… men

[genius-eccentric]

@the-eccentric-genius

Purah fucking help me please

[genius-eccentric]

Hey there sexy boy, I want you to put me on your dick and spin me like a top. #balls

[benil-evorsi-naselo]

Deadass this made me spit

[genius-eccentric]

Come to 💸Akkala💸 For free!!! 🤑💰💰 Robbie #cockandballs. MEN/MASC ONLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚹⚧ ❌NO COOTIES ALLOWED🙅‍♂️‼️💀

[genius-eccentric]

My schlong is huge and my love for men? Even bigger

[genius-eccentric]

Dude are you

Are you okay

[circuits-unending]

cretis and robbie fuck

[genius-eccentric]

You know what I’m fucking pulling off this sugar coating. I love men and I’m only attracted to men stop making me kiss my sister

I fUCK MEN WITH MY MANLY COCK AND GET FUCKED BY OTHER MENS COCKS. FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE I’M GAY AS HELL

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[the-eccentric-genius]

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

The topic seemed to make her a bit nervous.

“O-Oh, well, pshh, you know, right now I’m uh… n-not working for anyone. I’ve been freelancing, sorta. Individuals…come to me with research requests and I do them.”

It was quite obviously a lie, but she was hoping the fact that Robbie could be really stupid sometimes would save her.

[genius-eccentric]

He seemed suspicious for a moment, but then shrugged it off.

“…Huh! Sounds neat. Hell, I haven’t even considered that myself. I could help others and make money. I’ve just been stealing from the Royal Family!”

[the-eccentric-genius]

Phew.

“Snrk- ahahahah! Of course, of course. Well, no matter whose side anyone is on, I think everyone with a brain can unanimously agree that the suckers deserve it.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

His might have been, but Purah had… different opinions. Luckily this could hopefully provide some information to her new alliance… she didn’t necessarily hate her brother, but something like this was valuable.

“O-Oh yeah? Huh… never thought I’d see the day. Where’s he staying at? I haven’t heard about those folk in a looong time.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Oh he still lives in Karusa… but apparently the clan’s in kind of a vulnerable spot at the moment. Their numbers are down quiiite a bit from a recent dispute between Kohga and this other guy who was trying to take the lead or something… and *then* Kohga’s husband went into this like… completely catatonic state a couple of weeks ago and is going under some “changes”? I dunno. Either way we’re arming them with some tech so they can get back on their feet. Till then we just gotta watch out for them, make sure they’ll be alright.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

This information was nothing short of incredibly useful. She could easily go back right now and report to her girlfriends— er, bosses of these new discoveries… but that would be too obvious.

“Well, that seems like a shame… I uh… I hope they’ll be alright! Sorry about that, I just don’t have too much to offer at the moment in terms of, you know, advice. I say just keep doing what you’re doing.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was planning on it! So, what about you? Said you had an important thing to be doing out here! Spill the beans, I’m curious now.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[the-eccentric-genius]

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

The topic seemed to make her a bit nervous.

“O-Oh, well, pshh, you know, right now I’m uh… n-not working for anyone. I’ve been freelancing, sorta. Individuals…come to me with research requests and I do them.”

It was quite obviously a lie, but she was hoping the fact that Robbie could be really stupid sometimes would save her.

[genius-eccentric]

He seemed suspicious for a moment, but then shrugged it off.

“…Huh! Sounds neat. Hell, I haven’t even considered that myself. I could help others and make money. I’ve just been stealing from the Royal Family!”

[the-eccentric-genius]

Phew.

“Snrk- ahahahah! Of course, of course. Well, no matter whose side anyone is on, I think everyone with a brain can unanimously agree that the suckers deserve it.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

His might have been, but Purah had… different opinions. Luckily this could hopefully provide some information to her new alliance… she didn’t necessarily hate her brother, but something like this was valuable.

“O-Oh yeah? Huh… never thought I’d see the day. Where’s he staying at? I haven’t heard about those folk in a looong time.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Oh he still lives in Karusa… but apparently the clan’s in kind of a vulnerable spot at the moment. Their numbers are down quiiite a bit from a recent dispute between Kohga and this other guy who was trying to take the lead or something… and *then* Kohga’s husband went into this like… completely catatonic state a couple of weeks ago and is going under some “changes”? I dunno. Either way we’re arming them with some tech so they can get back on their feet. Till then we just gotta watch out for them, make sure they’ll be alright.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[the-eccentric-genius]

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

The topic seemed to make her a bit nervous.

“O-Oh, well, pshh, you know, right now I’m uh… n-not working for anyone. I’ve been freelancing, sorta. Individuals…come to me with research requests and I do them.”

It was quite obviously a lie, but she was hoping the fact that Robbie could be really stupid sometimes would save her.

[genius-eccentric]

He seemed suspicious for a moment, but then shrugged it off.

“…Huh! Sounds neat. Hell, I haven’t even considered that myself. I could help others and make money. I’ve just been stealing from the Royal Family!”

[the-eccentric-genius]

Phew.

“Snrk- ahahahah! Of course, of course. Well, no matter whose side anyone is on, I think everyone with a brain can unanimously agree that the suckers deserve it.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

[genius-eccentric]

Hey there sexy boy, I want you to put me on your dick and spin me like a top. #balls

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[the-eccentric-genius]

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

[the-eccentric-genius]

The topic seemed to make her a bit nervous.

“O-Oh, well, pshh, you know, right now I’m uh… n-not working for anyone. I’ve been freelancing, sorta. Individuals…come to me with research requests and I do them.”

It was quite obviously a lie, but she was hoping the fact that Robbie could be really stupid sometimes would save her.

[genius-eccentric]

He seemed suspicious for a moment, but then shrugged it off.

“…Huh! Sounds neat. Hell, I haven’t even considered that myself. I could help others and make money. I’ve just been stealing from the Royal Family!”

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[the-eccentric-genius]

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

[genius-eccentric]

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius

[the-eccentric-genius]

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

[genius-eccentric]

“Mornin’, Purah. Good to see you in town for the week.”

@the-eccentric-genius