Come Into My Parlor

🕷🕸💜Said the Spider to the Fly💜🕸🕷 They/Them, Demi, 30's, softDomm, Writer, Artist, 18+ content. 💜💛anxceit featuring softDomVirgil is the way to my heart💛💜

[softdomxiety]

A blog primarily for my spicy thoughts both Sanders Sides and otherwise. Please do not follow this blog if you are under 18

I can also be located at my primary TSS blog @creative-lampd-liberties or my main blog @patchworkmags

[robotrocky]

tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

[robotrocky]

Nothing to see here. Just two bros discussing heart surgery 😳🫀

follow up to this

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[murder-huzbands]

whatever. go my grocky.

i need to keep my hands busy, and apparently the only thing my brain can come up with is alien softcore. close ups under the cut

[howling-wizard2]

YOU KNOW WHAT I had a censored version up and ready but tumblr won't let me upload it Again and this is stupid 🙄 but b/w balls are fine apparently, so here, let's see how it goes

colored version (telegram)

[focusfeatures]

Love begins when you let it in. GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, a film by Hayley Kiyoko. Only in theaters June 19.

[gracerockyyes]

I post my nsfw stuff on twitter @gracerockyyes

Come say hi

[notholaenas]

want want want

[tenderheartedbrat]

[knottydevil]

One of my favorite photos from my performance with @pixseabait for SEAF. Photo by Vitz Photos

[himitsu-png]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[mommyfaggot2]

wait this is like. sexy

[mommyfaggot2]

oh, and the creator has a short guide for how to use this chart to build a scene!

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[thrad5]

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Voting ended onMay 29

[icarusredwings]

Aggressive “I will bite” Omega Simon x Extreme Cuddle bug Omega Grace

Aroace and omega in the same sentence is quite literally torture 😅😭😂

I will accept this if Omega Grace just gets extremely nesty and parental.

I will also accept submissive behavior. Grace is lowkey, unsure of what he's even doing, arching a little when Simon bites him and then being confused as hell. "What the fudge was that?? Get it together Ryland.. god." All ashamed.

And Simon just wants to keep biting him and laying on him. Clearly, one of these two is the dominant one and its not grace in this situation.

At least that's what the Eridian biologists are noteing down.

Ussually, when in heat, animals will mount each other trying to encourage or teach the other how to mate but I dont see that happening.

I just see Simon being hyper with cuteness aggression and Grace desperately trying to nest but still ragdoll, submitting to the bites.

Like neither of them are actually wanting to mate, theyre just straight up being weirdos- Quote from one of the Eridian biologists

On a serious note- At least one of these idiots has to solve this problem by explaining the lack of blockers- newsflash- Its not Simon.

He probably has never even had a proper "heat" before due to the stress and constant state of survival being the priority. So now that its not a main priority Simons body is like QUICK Give him a shit ton of hormones at once!

Which is why Simon is cracked out. Its actually hilarious to imagine. Cause the second you put him on blockers hes going to be so embarrassed by his behavior.

".... Hi.."

"..hey...."

"Feel better?"

"...yeah..... so...What uh... what the fuck was that all about?"

"Eden didn't teach you about reproduction cycles... did they?"

"....."

"Of course not... *deep breath* Sooo.... you didnt know you were an omega?"

"A what??"

"Have you ever had a heat before?"

"No. Heard of the sisters have'm. Why would I have one? Im not a chick."

" *Silent angry teacher noises* "

Reminds him of the time he had to calm a 13 year old thinking she was dying for having her period because her parents said it was "inappropriate" to talk about with her.

[trexiva]

I can't pretend to be normal anymore unfortunately. Heed the mature warning (minors DNI, you will be blocked)

Simon and Grace making out, lounging on Grace's bed. It's slow, it's loving, it's everything the two of them need. Simon, of course, gets just a tiny bit overzealous, and nips at Grace's lips. The noise he gets in return almost makes Simon panic, thinking that he hurt the other, but when he pulls back, Grace is blushing fiercely. It takes Simon only a moment before it clicks that, no, he did not hurt Grace. In fact, Grace seemed to like that a little more than Simon expected. With renewed energy, they return to kissing, but it's more heated now. It's hands wandering under shirts, tongues and teeth mingling and exploring. Its warm. And Simon absolutely relishes every sound that he can drink from Grace's lips. Every tiny breath or muffled moan.

Simon focuses his attention on slowly trailing kisses down Grace's neck, taking extra care whenever Grace's breathing studders. His hands are in Simon's hair, as he tries to focus on anything but the feeling of Simon's mouth on him. He can't help himself from tugging lightly when he feels teeth against his collarbone.

The instant that Grace lets a quiet, breathy "fuck" slip from his lips, Simon is pausing but only for an instant, before he's focusing back on the canvas of Grace's skin. He hadn't realized that was an option. Obviously he was enjoying the effect that he had on the other, but swearing? When Grace typically took so much care to censor himself? Simon makes it his personal mission to draw as many obscene words and noises as he possibly can from Ryland.