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absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

hyperionangel

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

viiavi

Gameplay outtakes: Toonces is an independent, business feline

#gameplay outtakes #i didnt even know he had a phone #wonder what his phone call is about

eggcup-deactivated20180129

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

callmebliss

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

cute-thangsss

gerriceo

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

darkisnotevil

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

leslieknope2k44

chunkyheels

Mega mood

browsedankmemes

Possible meme format? via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2Foz7zU

elephantwildlife

funnypicsdept

canadianstuck

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.