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Neil & Andrew - The Foxhole Court
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Neil & Andrew - The Foxhole Court
Everyone likes to write about how the first time Jean and Jeremy really played together or interacted was with the Trojans and that’s all nice and heartwarming and I’m in love with it… but I’m obligated to inform y'all that that’s not necessarily true (ya’ll keep doing what you’re doing tho I ain’t gonna stop you)
In Son Nefes, Nora literally says “He played for four different teams, including the national Court.” about Kevin
Meaning that Kevin had already made court before his hand was broken
Meaning they’d already proven they were “perfect”
Meaning he’d had everything, everything, and then he’d lost it
He’s so desperate to make court bc he’s desperate to feel like he’s worthy again
And if Kevin made court, then Riko and Jean made court too
And I’d bet my life that players from the other big three schools made it too
Meaning Jeremy Knox
This is where Kevin got his crush on Jeremy, from actually interacting and being friends with Jeremy
This is where he fell in love with the Trojans, from actually playing with them and seeing their attitude and experiencing it while in the midst of a bunch of genuinely happy people
And it’s strange to say the least, because this is totally alien to him
Also: Jeremy Knox played on a team with Riko Moriyama
Riko’s controlling attitude contested by the Trojan’s powers of fucking teamwork and camaraderie
Jeremy defending the players that made mistakes from Riko’s (subdued for the sake of his image) outbursts
Jeremy being friendly towards Jean and Jean not understanding how one person can be such a literal sun
And then there’s the fact that Jeremy hadn’t known this had been happening this whole time
He’d known them for years and had never realized the truth of Riko’s abuse
It makes him blame himself, when Jean comes to the Trojans painted black and blue from Riko’s anger
Jean, knowing this, scolds him for being such an idiot because in no way was it his fault
But Jeremy will only let himself believe that once Jean starts believing it wasn’t his fault Riko hurt him either
Also: Kevin’s Feelings when he makes court again
Can you imagine his face?
I’m telling you he’d cry
Even just a little
His life will never be “back to normal” but this is the first real step to it getting better
Nicky finds him crying on the couch and they watch exy games together to make him feel better, even if Nicky hates it
Because Kevin Day Deserves Good Things
And so does Jean Moreau
Amen
I really love this theory because if jeremy was protecting his Court teammates from riko’s wrath then it gives the opportunity for Jeremy to have protected jean from riko at least once on court.
Can you imagine jeans reaction? Or riko’s fury at Jeremy for stopping him? Because he could tolerate that kind of insubordination when the other teammates were his targets but jean is his property. Do you think if it happened riko would punish jean double for Jeremy’s protection after court was over so that jean never forgot that he would never be saved by someone like Jeremy knox? Can you imagine if that time Jeremy protected jean is burned into Kevin’s memory which leads him straight to Jeremy once renee saves jean? If riko did punish jean for what Jeremy did do you think jean told Jeremy eventually about it? If he did what was Jeremy’s reaction?
There’s just a lot of potential here like damn this is a great post
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I CANNOT be the only one who is truly in love with Andrew Joseph Minyard’s canon height. Like it really does just make everything he does that much more impressive. Here let me give you some examples:
•During one of the games, 6'5 starting backliner Matt Boyd hid behind 5 foot even Andrew Minyard when being chased by a character only referred to as Gorilla.
•Without even pulling out his knives, all Andrew had to do was stand between Matt and Kevin to get Matt to back off.
• 5ft BABY Andrew nearly kills 4 grown men when they attacked Nicky outside of the club??? Not just A man. FOUR. MEN.
• despite his height he still manages to take his short legs clear across the field at record breaking pace to break Riko’s arm before he can decapitate Neil. A+, Minyard.
•ALSO let’s just take into account that exy racquets are customized to the height and arm length of the holder SO while Andrews net is bigger the length of the stick is short MEANING when Andrew blocked The Impossible Goal™ in the bottom corner he had to be moving quicker than a fucking bat out of hell.
•despite being called a “midget with an attitude problem” no one fucks with Neil or his hubby bc they know better…
•“When I leave you wanna keep *hand motions* doin dis. But den when I come around you don’t wanna POST UP.”
•Also Andrew is canonically 3 inches shorter than Neil so Neil actually has to bend down to kiss his boyfriend OR (bear with me) Andrew has to stand on his damn tip toes
I’m done with this
Shit the Foxes said on talk shows
Neil: So Kevin comes in at like 1 in the morning, brand new tattoo on his face, and he's drunk as hell but he's making this surprisingly coherent speech about being the deadliest piece of the board, and I'm just sitting there not saying a word because I don't know a thing about chess.
Dan: There's a video on my computer containing cuts from every single time Andrew sent a ball flying into someone's head set to the Donky Kong theme song. It's two and a half hours.
Allison: Neil has this thing where bad things happening to him are like a matter of fact. Once, he and I met up for lunch, and when the bill came he asked if he could pay me back later because he got mugged on the way over. As it turns out, what I mistook for Neil being a picky eater was actually Neil trying to eat without upsetting a shallow stab wound.
Renee: I don't drink alcohol because you can't account for what you'll do when you're drunk. Though sometimes that turns out fun. About a year ago we found out that Matt knows how to sing Sweden's national anthem backwards by heart, and that was hilarious. But on the other hand I've had Allison and Nicky competing on who can break a glass with their voice at three in the morning, so.
Matt: Kevin is definitely seems like everything in his life is about Exy, but get to know him and you realize that he has plenty of interests, it's just that he has no concept of doing things in moderation. So it's less a stick up his butt and more like, I don't know, a pool noodle or something.
Aaron: Neil doesn't have a concept of money, a fact which on any given day swings between hilarious and flat out tragic. He refused to pay $15.90 for new pants but said he'd pay for my med school if I stopped making fun of his new haircut. To be clear, both of these things happened in the same conversation.
Nicky: I love God, I do. He's always in my heart. But I guess God has abandonment issues because every time I see a commercial for a McFlurry I can just feel him testing me.
Andrew: The thing about the Foxes is that the stress level on any given day can fluctuate so wildly you get whiplash. One day you're getting yelled at for not blocking a shot, the next you're getting yelled at for "obstruction of justice" or whatever it is the Feds call it when you remind them that they can't come in without a search warrant. Why Wymack does this willingly is beyond me.
Kevin: On the one hand, the Foxes are much less organized, not to mention a smaller team. Every game, we're at an almost immediate disadvantage. On the other hand, Ravens are contractually forbidden from Irish coffee. So overall the decision isn't hard.
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whom else is out there loving and adoring neil josten on this fine tuesday morning
to answer my own question: andrew minyard, for one,
Neil: Do the fans have any questions?
Fan: I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU, NEIL!!
Andrew, taking the mic from Neil: Irrelevant, I’d take 100 bullets for him. Next question.
Could you do "you always this quiet?" for andreil? Thank you! (I'm @andreeil)
thank you for the prompt!!
decided to go with an AU bc this is honestly my life
also this got fucking long so I put in a read more
“Do you guys do walk-ins?”
Neil looks up from where he’s filling out some paperwork to file on a client that just scheduled an appointment. The blond man standing in front of him has an arm braced on the glass countertop, peering through at the miscellaneous piercings inside.
“For a piercing or for a tattoo?” Neil asks, though honestly he’s not sure about either. He’s only been here for a week, and they’re busy, but not swamped. At least, Neil isn’t. Kevin is the best tattoo artist in the southeast; he’s always busy.
“Tattoo,” the blond man replies without looking up.
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I’m throwing this into the void. based on actions, backstory, future story, aesthetics, interests/disinterests, and music taste (x)
Andreil + the unspecified ‘we’:
The first time Andrew does it, it’s completely by accident
Nicky asks Andrew if he has plans for the night, Andrew says “We’re doing something.”
Nicky’s face lights up and Neil looks at Andrew the same damn way he did when he was talking about the key and Andrew realizes his mistake
He cringes internally because whatever they are, they are not one of the ‘we’ couples who respond to questions about themselves with a 'we’ that means them both
He pretends it never happened and Neil lets him for a while, but then he gets a little too comfortable and slips up again
When they’re walking during break at practice, Renee says the upperclassmen are going out later and asks if they would like to join them and adds that drinks are on Allison
And without thinking Andrew answers “Free drinks? We’ll be there.”
He hates it because he doesn’t want to be that guy who answers for Neil and makes his decisions for him
So he retroactively tries to give Neil a say and turns and adds “If you want to go.”
But Neil’s got that head over heels look again and Andrew can’t tell if it’s from the 'we’ or because he’s agreeing to go drinking with the upperclassmen, but it makes him so angry
Because it makes him feel like he’s been tamed and because Neil’s bar is just so low that he looks like his whole year has been made from one sentence out of Andrew’s mouth
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Your HC's are amazing and I love them, but I was wondering if you had any thoughts on the foxes somehow finding out that Neil essentially paid for Andrew's car? Like?
DO I EVER!! I was honestly so excited the second I saw your ask because I definitely have thoughts on this! Alright, so:
Aaron is understandably annoyed that Andrew and Neil are the actual worst and will never drive him anywhere
And having Neil as the back-up driver is super annoying when Andrew and Neil keep sneaking off together and then there’s no one around to drive anyone
I mean, Aaron wasn’t ever even allowed to drive the car that his mom’s car insurance bought
He just had to watch Andrew drive the car he bought thanks to killing their mother
And he put up with it for years
And when Nicky was the only with keys, it was annoying but Aaron could live with it and Nicky would drive Aaron where he wanted
But Neil got keys so quickly after Aaron has spent years not allowed to drive
But at least Nicky still had keys so Aaron stood a chance of getting a ride without having to sell his soul to Andrew in exchange
But then Neil ended up the only other one with keys and Neil is even less helpful to Aaron than Andrew is
So, yeah, Aaron gets mad about the whole Neil has the only other set of keys thing and complains about it when he asks Andrew a day in advance if Andrew can drive him somewhere the next night and Andrew refuses
And Aaron hardly ever asks for rides because Andrew is difficult and Aaron doesn’t like owing him
So, Aaron is pissed when his request gets shot down immediately
Especially because Andrew refuses on the grounds of he’ll be at night practice and since when does Andrew give a fuck about night practice?
Aaron thought he was more likely to get a ride because it would mean Andrew getting out of Kevin’s stupid night practices
He even waited until the end of practice to ask because he figured Andrew would be annoyed enough with exy and Kevin to agree just so that he could miss a night practice and piss Kevin off
So, Aaron is livid and complains about how Neil is allowed to drive Andrew’s car whenever he wants and now even Nicky isn’t allowed to drive it
And Andrew sounds just so bored with this conversation and so unfazed by Aaron’s yelling as he says “Neil bought his keys.”
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not to be that guy but,,, andrew and neil are in LOVE and are SAFE and HAPPY together
andrew minyard is allergic to cats but he won’t let himself sneeze around neil because then neil would know that andrew isn’t just putting up with the cats he likes them. enough to deal with watering eyes and an itchy nose every day
#and the worst part is that hes not even going to get allergy meds bc like pills? nah#he’s had enough of those fuck that#also imagine when its a really bad allergy day and he keeps sneezing and Neil is literally#just sitting there like soooo r u gonna tell me this thing we both know is happening right now ???#or are you going to be a stubborn idiot about it#the answer is the latter obviously#and neil is so smug#the next day there is an air purifier in every room#and an anti cat allergy spray Neil had to drive miles for on Andrews night stand#they never speak of it again but at least Andrews sinuses are a little clearer#fandom: aftg @thatpretentiousdesignstudent yes
Someone: Andrew chose Neil over Aaron lol
Me, an intellectual: Andrew learned that it’s okay to love and be loved, and he accepted Neil into his life while also freeing Aaron from an agreement that was unhealthy for the both of them in order to begin mending their relationship as brothers
Give me Nicky and Andrew establishing boundaries for Nicky’s support towards Andrew
Give me Andrew learning to communicate his boundaries without just hitting and threatening and pulling weapons
Give me him realizing that some people will listen and respect his boundaries if he voices them thanks to Neil
Give me Nicky trying to hug Andrew after a game where he got a shutout and instead of glaring daggers and shoving Nicky or threatening him, Andrew takes a step back and warns “I don’t do hugs.”
Give me Nicky stopping and lowering his arms, looking surprised, but not trying to grab Andrew anymore
Give me Andrew adding “Or pats on the back. Or arms around shoulders. Or any of that.”
Give me Andrew so surprised when Nicky doesn’t argue and just asks “What do you do then? High fives?”
Give me Andrew stopping to consider, then holding a fist up instead
Give me Nicky grinning as he fistbumps Andrew and then turns to pat Neil on the back
Give me Nicky being made aware of and understanding Andrew’s boundaries
Give me supportive Nicky from that point on holding his fist up for Andrew to bump as his go-to method of support
Neil in book 2: I will do anything to help Andrew Minyard and keep him safe and prove that he is a real person and not the emotionless monster everyone thinks he is.
Neil in book 2: Fight me, torture me, I don't give a fuck. Just don't you dare do anything to Andrew, you stupid pieces of shit.
Neil in book 3: Haha, I'm so glad there are no feelings here so we can just mess around before I die-
Neil in book 3: DIE FOR ANDREW BECAUSE SOMEONE HERE HAS TO SAVE HIM AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR HIM BEING HURT BECAUSE OF ME. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANY OF YOU GRADE A ASSHATS SEE HOW AMAZING AND HUMAN HE IS? SIT DOWN FUCKERS BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A POWERPOINT FUCKING PRESENTATION ABOUT HOW WRONG YOU ALL ARE ABOUT ANDREW MINYARD AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO SIT THROUGH IT AND APPRECIATE EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR YOU THAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN IGNORING FOR FAR TOO GODDAMN FUCKING LONG.
Neil: Andrew really took my breath away when we first met.
Andrew: I hit you with a racquet. Stop trying to make it romantic.