Kpop Groups as Types of Cake
according to me and my friends
Big Bang: “that chocolate cake from costco; really rich and even if you dont try it everyone is always losing their damn minds about it”
Astro: “a funfetty cake with chocolate filling, but the outside is actually like a beautiful mess”
Seventeen: “one of those big cakes where each layer is a different flavor bc they’re so multitalented”
SHINee: “a chocolate cake that looks like it was frosted by a 6 y/o; an old favorite but a Mess”
Block B: “a giant birthday cake with a shit ton of sprinkles and some of those candles that cant be blown out”
Pristin: “an ice cream cake: cool and refreshing”
Produce 101: “one of those crepe cakes bc theres so much going on that it’s overwhelming but it’s pretty good”
NU’EST: “the chocolate cakes you used to be able to get at kfc; amazing and extremely underrated”
me: “NCT are cupcakes bc of the different units”
friend #1, at the same time: “nct is like a black wedding cake, you dont know what’s going on, there’s a lot, but it’s pretty cool”
EXO: “a cake that looks Super Expensive and Tastes Amazing but tbh its probably made by a 5 y/o ???”
EXO, during kokobop: “a mess and missing a piece”
Yixing: “an angel food cake”
Blackpink: “one of those really expensive cakes that you kinda regret buying but it’s so damn good”
UP10TION: “a cake without much detail but the taste would be like “holy shit” bc they have so much talent but no one notices”
friend #1: “one of those cakes that look like it will be chocolate but ends up being vanilla”
friend #2: *sends a pic of a cake made out of twinkies* “an absolute mess and no one knows what’s going on”
friend #2: “ikon is a cake that was dropped on the ground”
friend #2: “yg is the person that dropped it”
friend #3: “ikon is one of those cakes that has a little too much fondant so it’s kinda extra but looks really nice”
Hotshot: “that one cupcake that never gets eaten for some reason even tho its rly good”
BAP: “one of those cakes that was started by a bad baker but then a good baker went “we can fix this””
Winner: “one of those classy ass wedding cakes that everyone likes but nobody actually wants to pay for”
f(x): “the cake they bring in after everyone has already had cupcakes”
VIXX: “the cake that has all the weird flavor combos everyone is too afraid to try but is actually rEALLY GOOD”
24k: “a princess cake bc it’s popular in europe but not rly anywhere else”
Monsta X: “one of those really intense children’s cakes with flames and race cars on top”
EXP: “the cake that was thrown up at a kids birthday party”
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