If You’re Anything Like Me

tyler~he/him~18~gay~hufflepuff~scorpio marvel/superheroes, star wars, brooklyn nine nine, bfu/worth it [taylor swift stan first]

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visual representation of my mood today 

[milknosugar-youtube]

antidote

sometimes, you’re so blind sighted

that you think him, and he alone has the antidote

to your sickness, plague and sadness

but you are so awfully wrong

your medicine is spread around

in friends, in your little brother, in your cat

you can even find small amounts

in the cold winter walks, watching the sun rise

i have hidden small amounts in your cups of chamomile tea and laughter, in the walls of your mothers room and in music

i have even hidden

the smallest of amounts,

in yourself.

[astr-odiac]

The Signs As.... Iconic John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”“

Taurus: ”My vibe is like, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I would probably apologize to you.”                                                              

Gemini: “Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare~” 

Cancer: “First of, no.”

Leo: “My dad pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Virgo: “And I had that thought… That only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel could have.”

Libra: “Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Scorpio: “I just need everyone to like me so bad.”

Sagittarius: “Everyone get out of my way. I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

Capricorn: “And I said no. You know, like a liar.”

Aquarius: “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”

Pisces: “In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

[trapcard]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[threesideddream]

[brazilshit]

[sbiderwep]

ariana really called my broke ass out in 7 rings :/

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[anoldman-deactivated20190825]

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

[snorlaxatives]

i’m sure bohemian rhapsody is a lovely film but nothing will be a greater tribute to queen than that scene from drake and josh where they’re trapped inside because of a storm and everyone starts singing ‘we will rock you’

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[goldenstars-for-goldenhearts]

Important Notes for the Signs -a reading-

ARES: pay attention to where your thoughts wander. Make sure you analyze things intellectually; fact check things, double check, make sure you’re sure of what’s happening. Don’t be afraid to question things.

Taurus: release your emotional baggage. This is a good time to cleanse- health wise, spiritually, mentally, CLEANSE the negativity. Take some time to really clean too; fresh space will help you cleanse in other ways too.

Gemini: accept help when offered- stop being so stubborn. Let them help you. When things are happening, do not be afraid of delegating the work. Understanding personal limits and delegating are not signs of weakness.

Cancer: focus on your goals. Do not let anything get in your way. You need to buckle down and get stuff done.

Leo: it’s time to end things that are bothering you. You are ready to enter into a new part of your life but to do that you have to end the current phase.

Virgo: take pride in what you do and love. Be proud of yourself. Also, don’t be afraid to take charge in a situation. It may be tough, but in the long run you will feel incredibly satisfied.

Libra: this is a wake up call. Shake ups are necessary every so often. Things may seem shaky or uncertain but you will end up on top. You’ve been doing things a certain way and it’s time to try something new.

Scorpio: work on your personal health. Try new foods- you’ll feel great.

Saggitarius: you may be losing faith in something. It’s time to feel optimistic about the future. The current situation may not be working well now but it will work out for the better in the end.

Capricorn: seek justice for a wrong doing. Someone may have hurt you- tell them and work towards a good, happy conclusion. Get it over with and move on.

Aquarius: this is a good time to work on a new financial endeavor. You may end up making more than you bargained for. If not, you will end up with a wealth of new knowledge.

Pisces: creativity is more than art. Find a creative solution to your issues. Perhaps it’s finding a new brand to use for the office paper that ends up saving the business thousands of dollars. Just remember you do not need to be an artist to be creative- creativity is the root of all existence.

[beeple]

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[theliteraryarchitect]

Yes times one million.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

[sabertoothwalrus]

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

me: :(

rat: [wearing a pretty dress]

me: :)

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[stillisee]

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

[hollowboobtheory]

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

[lierdumoa]

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

:|

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

[vraik]

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

[no-baby-noo]

[amystiago]

OMG OMG