sand crab hidey hole

Sydne, twenty-nine, sand shortage - my floors are spotless

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[malibuklaus]

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[segamascott]

[pommegf]

Views from High Tor, Derbyshire Dales.

[anthxny]

[wizardworms]

Henri de Tolouse-Lautrec: At the Moulin Rouge, 1892-95

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

life row inmate eating his first meal

[postoctobrist]

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[lakemichigans]

how it feels to listen to lights by ellie goulding

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[contagiousgrace]

So true

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial