sand crab hidey hole

Sydne, twenty-nine, sand shortage - my floors are spotless

[interdimentional]

[househunting]

$470,400/3 br/2.5 ba/1,925 sq ft

Chicago, IL

[maarblee]

[goodmorningmiles]

Illustration by Oscar Chichoni

[ripempezardexerox]

[cybersupport]

unemployed but not unemployed enough to start watching love island

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[cybersupport]

ive been posting the whole time this year on my secret blog called “keep it in the drafts” where i turn my diary into a voice but don’t publish it as a podcast or on any platform accessible to the public, not even myself.

it’s me workshopping dead mom jokes, crying, then 45 minutes of rearranging my apartment noises. adidas slides on lvp, hanging pictures, moving vases, getting scared if i see a bug. inviting some frogs in from outside to eat the bug.

[1o9]

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet

[mellie-mp3]

[mellie-mp3]

u heard about this shit?

[onlinebeast]

We are fucked

[dogpuppy]

[househunting]

$795,000/3br/2.5 ba

Woodbridge, CT

Built in 1750

"From the moment you step inside, you'll be captivated by its whimsical character; starting with the once fully functional cement mixer that has been creatively repurposed as a fireplace with pellet stove." [househunting on substack] [househunting on instagram]

[dogpuppy]