Hiiii figured it was time for an intro post or whatever
This is an 18+ NSFW blog. Minors/ageless/blank blogs that interact with my stuff will be blocked. (An age range or YOB is fine, “18+” or “21+” is not enough by itself.)
DNI: Minors, TERFs, feederism blogs, misogyny blogs
If you must call me something, you can call me Hell. She/her, bisexual, 28, USA. I’m a lazy femme married to the soft butch lesbian of my dreams not looking to add anyone else to the mix. (But platonic flirting is always welcome!) (especially for mutuals 😘)
I don’t plan to tag any cws so please proceed with caution/enter at your own risk!
Asks are open, please be nice and not creepy. I’m happy to discuss fantasies/scenes but don’t expect me to role play with you. Mutuals feel free to dm and/or ask for my main blog (if you haven’t guessed it already lol).
Anyone of any gender or sexual orientation is welcome to follow/like/reblog my posts. Please be respectful of the DNI of posts I reblog, if there is one (obvi).
Support content creators and sex workers of all kinds! If you see me reblog stolen content please let me know ASAP so I can delete it.
🏷️ Tags for your convenience:
Pictures of me will be tagged with #behold. Feel free to tell me how hot you think I am in excruciating detail in the tags 😈
Posts from my precious mutuals will be tagged as, shockingly, #precious mutuals
Brilliant/funny/Post Of All Time posts may earn themselves the prestigious honor of receiving a #✨🏆Helly Award🏆✨. If you receive one, you can take it to mean that I would pin that post to my blog if I could pin more than one. Basically the highest honor aside from a Peabody or Nobel, yknow.
Kinks etc under the cut













