Not-so-local software engineer

[ASKBLOG] 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲-𝗷𝘂𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿 ▩ 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿-𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗠𝗥 𝟭𝟮𝟭) ▩ 𝗦𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿 (𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙅𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩) ▩ 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁'𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿 ⁘ "Need something fixed?"

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[A/N (04/12/24) : Added Sigma's house reference.]

Welcome to Sigma's blog! Please review the FAQ before you proceed. If you came from @mc-survivalist-steven, theoretically, this is supposed to be after the final arc, so any MCSS-related questions won't be answered for now. I hope you have fun!]

⁛ This is a mostly Minecraft askblog, but also crossover-ed with Monster Hunter! Currently, the blog is not planned to be story-driven and will be more lenient/episodic in content. It will also be my drawing exercise blog, filled with experiments on poses, actions, and expressions!

↪ No NSFW, don’t be rude, blog is Teen-rated. ↪ Unrelated to canon Minecraft content and will not be answering _SMP / MCYTber asks! (Mostly because idk who they could be or their lore) ↪ Depicts smoking... please don't pick up smoking! D: ↪ Not run by an actual programmer! (Unrealistic content) If you ask coding-related stuff, I'll make fantastical replies, ok! I don't understand coding at all… :'D ↪ Tiny reminder that replies are in character. so if he's being mean, please don't take it to heart. My actual thoughts are in the tags! ↪ To keep it simple, Sigma is not available for any romantic relationships. (I am however up for noncanon ships with friends' OCs.) ↪ You can ask Sigma on game related things and I will try to answer in a fun way! :D

INTRODUCTORY POST ↪ [See link.]

SIGMA'S REFERENCE ↪ [See link.]

SIGMA'S (MC) HOUSE ↪ [See link.]

TVHEADS REFERENCE ↪ [See link.]

SIGMA'S HISTORY SUMMARIZED ↪ currently wip.

SIGMA'S RELATIONSHIPS ↪ [See link.]

THE MOD ↪ @doekimakura

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Enjoy the blog! :D

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Warning: Song has fucked up lyrics! (🎵 ずうっといっしょ！ / キタニタツヤ - ALWAYS BE WITH YOU XD - Tatsuya Kitani)

Fanart of Sigma and Ann (@rnotsleeping) because I love it when they're fucked up together :D

[doekimakura]

Anyway since it's been a while and I've completed MH:Wi's base story... here's Rudell's Zoh Shia opening cutscene

(Ft mE SCREAMING AT THE END DONT BE SPOOKED ITS LOUD)

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/ooc my son radiates like infinite aura in this scene alone

Also since this is the final boss, dont watch it if you aren't here yet it's so COOL I recommend experiencing it firsthand on your own hunter I'm just here screaming about my own son LMAO

[hexavexen]

Please feed them they're STARVING with these portion sizes

((Sigma and Hex live in 2 different worlds cuz the universe couldn't handle them as besties prove me wrong))

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/ooc i may not have tablet access but i have paper access

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"Hatsune Miku is my Kamioshi."

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/ooc since the female Palico JP VA sounds slightly like Kagura from Gintama, I was ITCHING on making a Gintama/MHWI shitpost lmao I'm sorry I'm using my free time on this instead of, yknow, UPDATING.

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/ooc Mission failed! We'll get them next time.

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/ooc Seikrets are getting the Yoshi treatment I see

[doekimakura]

hello i miss him

[griffin-the-enderman]

She offers you a flower.

(Draw your oc’s reaction and tag it with this post)

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/ooc I was peer pressured by discord chat to do this /jk /love you guys

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/ooc, there are ACTUALLY so many questions asking if Rudell's really a herobrine (which is funnier by the second), and I wondered if it's because of his color palette. So here's a more 'herobrine-like' color palette for fun ;D

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/ooc this revelation hit me like a truck at 3 AM in the morning and I've realized the errors of my ways

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/ooc, there are ACTUALLY so many questions asking if Rudell's really a herobrine (which is funnier by the second), and I wondered if it's because of his color palette. So here's a more 'herobrine-like' color palette for fun ;D

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/ooc today on 'I am too busy to update,' have a shitpost compilation of Sigma and @rnotsleeping being dickheads/bros to each other

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House Tour

/ooc Welcome to Sigma's house tour! ;D

Initially I was gonna draw him doing the tour, but that's ooc of him. No way in hell he's gonna show off his build! The house itself is situated ~somewhere~ in the server, but it's hidden from view from some good ol' code meddling.

Let's get started! \o/

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Floor 1 (1F)

1. Entrance - where you come in through! You will face the stairs to 2F (#5). The kitchen is to your right (#2) and the bathroom (#4) and Gaming Room (#3) are to your left.

2. Kitchen - Where Sigma cooks and store his snacks! There is a small dining table near the window, honestly he doesn't expect many guests.

3. Gaming Room - Where he plays games on his 4k flat-screen TV. Also where guests hang out if he has any. He has all the consoles you can ever dream of, and 4 PS4 controllers somewhere around.

4. The bathroom-- honestly the space is too small to screenshot so just imagine an understairs toilet. Next!

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Floor 2

1. Second Floor Stairs - Welcome to the second floor, where things are a bit more personal. Most guests will not see this side of the house, only acquaintances are invited up here.

2. Rudell's Room - The place he usually works in when he's visiting Minecraft. Deals with server backend remotely (until he has to see the problem in person.) and his actual day job from the comfort of his armchair.

It comes with a balcony as well!

3. A small reading alcove - It's Rudell's favorite reading corner. Specifically for reading. Zero gadgets spot, and close to the window = warm.

4. Guest Bedroom - A tiny formerly-closet-turned-into a guest room. Is not used often, but just in case someone needs to crash, this is the room. If there's a group, though, everyone can go lie down in the gaming room.

and finally...

5. The main bathroom, where he spends some hours dipping in ever-warm water. He uses this room twice a day. He's a very clean boi.

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And that concludes the house tour o/

The house looks huge on the outside, but it's kind of standard size for him. He only uses this house when he does come visit or answer asks in Minecraft.

Also I finished this house in 3 hours jfc whats wrong with me.

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No that was NOT him who threw up a hairball on the carpet.

Definitely not him.

Fuckin' kids these days... breaking into your homes... and throwing up on your carpets...

@wickedend

[rnotsleeping]

Heylo buddy! I've come to visit. :D

DId you eat well lately? Any scalding hot tea to spill today?

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featuring @software-bugs-b-gon

[software-bugs-b-gon]

It's probably more effective if we wreck shit up when there's more people around. May be a bit before that, buuuut if you want an accomplice, you know who to call.

Anyway, you up to watch me play Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy? I'm still stuck halfway through, but I figured you might be able to snack on something meanwhile...

@rnotsleeping