Mayor of Kurtistown

Comedian, but FamousBirthdays dot com says that I'm an Instagram Star. I guess you could call me an insta baddie. I'm Kurtis Conner. I make videos. I'm also a Mayor. gh: kurtistownmayor[not actually Kurtis Conner!]

[softyoutubegoth]

I suck at socialising sometimes so feel free to yell at me if I don’t message you back!

[evilchrispine]

instead of saying hey queen/king can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Nobody else is watching you the way you're watching yourself. No one is evaluating or judging you like you're evaluating and judging yourself. Everyone else is far too preoccupied with their own flaws and struggles to scrutinize your every move. Find peace in this.

[softyoutubegoth]

Is this a sandwich?

[softyoutubegoth]

I need more opinions. it's for science

[softyoutubegoth]

@killing-bxys standwich? a perfect joke!

[softyoutubegoth]

Is this a sandwich?

[softyoutubegoth]

Reese’s eggs? the best shape.

[softyoutubegoth]

what’s your favourite type of rock? mine is sedimentary and that’s because it reminds me of my lifestyle......sedentary

[softyoutubegoth]

can I play u a song? 😏

[especiallyecho]

[kelsiline]

[anxietyproblem]

[softyoutubegoth]

listen. I’m bored, I’m losing muse. I need plots. I have absolutely nothing going on with Kurtis. if you’re interested in plotting, like this and I’ll reach out!

[softyoutubegoth]

ps, i’ll message people once I fix my follows!!!

[softyoutubegoth]

this is me actually trying for real to make some friends this time. lms if you want to befriend a mullet-bearing totally legit country singer

[softyoutubegoth]

wasn’t the super bowl like 2 months ago? how the hell is there another one already

[softyoutubegoth]

I still stand by this

[softyoutubegoth]

@soreloser420 just something for whoever sent that to think about. just a simple thought.