[illuminudes]

[fuks]

[just-for-grins]

“What If they don’t like my Christmas sweater?”

[queernuck]

[asian]

Snails getting more action than me

[7-thirteen]

When you have a blue shell, and your friend in first place begs you not to use it:

[aicira]

who is making these

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[marisatomay]

My therapist just told me that I “use humor to cover up past trauma so I don’t have to deal with it” and that “it will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it all” and I literally burst out laughing and finger gunned @ him

[monsterking-archive-deactivated]

[keithsweatshop]

[victini]

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[sobeitjayt]

me

[radsturbate]

i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world

[krabby-kronicle]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[aewm]

420 stands for “4got 2 0plogize” and this is how u use it

friend: hey dude why’s lester mad at u me: i broke his favorite mug and 420