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michael ftm 8teen

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[kaylmao]

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[koifoxes]

hate me until the end so i feel safe with you forever

[autofuneral]

we just dont know why music happens

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[grindrbooks]

[grindrbooks]

[cosmonautroger]

Javier Mayoral, The Motel and the Iguana, 2021

[voltsm]

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[powerburial]

Smell my finger (it was dipped in the finest myhrr and you have been rewarded for your trust)

[annasfolklore]

why are yousuf karsh's pictures of fidel kinda horny on main

[badassdemonsword]