i keep forgetting that some people here are short.
like
how's it hanging down there?
5 foot 3 inches tall is not that short ;-;
I AM 6 FOOT 2 INCHES.
I AM 11 INCHES TALLER THAN YOU.
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
I am just trying to read Creepypasta, listen to Warrior Cats MAPs, talk to my girlfriend, and look at TF2 and MHA art on Tumblr 😭😭😭 I am a normal-height, meanie!!!
YOU ARE SHORT BY THE AVERAGE IN FINLAND.
BOTH MALE AND FEMALE.
YOU ARE SHORT BY MY STANDARDS.
It's not my fault!!!!! Everyone is just too tall!!!!
IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.
YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, AND CHOSE TO NOT GROW TALLER.
NU UH!!!!!!
SHORT.
SHORTSTICK.
NOT EVEN A SHORTSTACK, YOU'RE A STICK, NOT A STACK.
YOU'RE NOT THICK.
How do you know I am not thick? I am the perfect weight of 134 pounds!!!!!! 😔
...I AM 180 POUNDS.
I AM THICKER THAN YOU.
LITERALLY BECAUSE MOST OF THAT WEIGHT IS ON MY STOMACH AND LEGS.
😭😭😭😭 My brother in Stars, YOU ARE TALLER THAN ME! Of course you have more meat than me!!! I am the right height and weight for my height, But hey! We are both taller than my girlfriend.
I heard someone's telling lies!
Last I checked I was a full centimeter taller than you dwarf, speaking of which where's the other 6?
HUN! You were supposed to have my back!!!! 😭😭
Sorry, it's a bit hard have your back when i can't find you cuz u so short












