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[loireejinn]

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

[viiioca]

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this is my only contribution to society today

[owlservice]

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

They look so good

[spirulin4]

Why do you want to be a male?

well sometimes when i go to the shawarma place i wish i was a man so the shawarma man would call me brother but that’s the only time. otherwise i dont.

[toskarin]

can you teach me the rules of the holy grail war

the rules of the classic grail war are as follows:

seven masters (broken in fsn) summon seven servants (broken in fsn), each corresponding with one of the seven classes (broken in fsn)

the masters fight until only one is left (broken in fsn) and then that master claims the grail (this never happens normally) to make a wish with their servant (this is a lie)

of course, the grail works by burning a hole to the root (this is a flawed premise) and can be used to make miracles happen (not actually) and grant a single wish (especially not after the Avenger incident)

[toskarin]

but hey! you can use the grail to recreate the true magics! (well,

[toskarin]

Fate, as a story very preoccupied with the inherited pressures of exploitative traditions, is very much about how people lie to you about how under-control things actually are

[theafictionado]

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[utsutori]

shoujo rei

[depsidase]

[utsutori]

very normal image for a very normal fic

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[milk5]

Can i just chill today i was just born

[woolandflax]

Negative

Take these and head to the frontlines

[psychotrenny]

Units in an RTS game

[kaito0100]

@mm_kc24

[coolyo294]

girls what are you wearing 

[patchoulism]

Spanish Legion parade uniform

[garmbreak1]

genuinely one of my favourite posts on this site

[utsutori]

catcatcatcatcaersyoyh 

[utsutori]

I tried to apply for an Utsu hunting license, but I was told that they're not giving those out anymore. Something about Utsus being an endangered species for something... Still legal in Texas though!

me when I'm doing my best texas highway roadkill impression after you hit me with a truck

[utsutori]

anyway if u need to contact me for any reason you need to hunt me down on adamantoise

[utsutori]

I really disappeared from all social media just to become a HC ffxiv raider .

don't play this game

[utsutori]

uwu down

[givemeareasontosurvive-deactiva]

[sumrot]

Whose blog is this what does this mean

[saposhalamonza]

Obsessed with whatever is happening on this blog

It seems to exclusively posts pictures of a (discontinued?) Turkish lays potato chip flavor and the promo picture of Mrs. Weasley from one of the later Harry Potter films with absolutely no explanation