sojourner's tales

call me belle | she/her | i have a website | 30

[sojournerstales]

it's fascinating that people talk about carol and zosia as though zosia is a character that exists and can be shipped

[sojournerstales]

does anyone else remember this Voyager episode??

[dcfanzines]

the zine is now LIVE! you can find it along with instructions for print-at-home assembly here (x)

with well over 100 pages from 29 creators, the zine contains illustrations, comics, poetry, short stories, graphics, analysis, merchandise advertisements, and more! this project was very much a love letter to the absolute universe and we hope you enjoy! <3

[aimzicr]

Amicia de Rune is a machine that turns PTSD into dead soldiers

[aimzicr]

the phrase 'bimbofication arbelest' has just been uttered

[dilf-din]

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

[sojournerstales]

i have so many good ideas. . it sucks i have to actually write them i wish i could just brain beam them onto-- [google gemini slowly creeps into the corner of my vision] --i wish i just type them with my hands nad fingers im so ecxited for the labour of my craft

[our-queer-experience]

trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

[our-queer-experience]

i remember being at some lgbtqia+ group when i was at an all girl’s school and i was one of two trans people, i was the only butch or even vaguely masculine person in the room, and i said something along the lines of “i consider myself a guy who used to be a girl” and five minutes later one of my friends(if you would say that ig) went “yeah so he was always a boy, he just didn’t know it yet” about me. and i had to stand there like What Did I Just Say. Can Anyone Hear Me

[our-queer-experience]

now i make posts like “sometimes trans men used to be girls and sometimes trans women used to be boys and it’s ok if we think about it like that” and everyone immediately acts like they want me dead

[sojournerstales]

sometimes feel self conscious about having hairy arms but then i remember there are so many women on tumblr dot com that would go feral by the sight of me

[aimzicr]

Look at my campfire, dawg, I'm never going to get to climb this mountain.

[aimzicr]

Nevermind Belle's a genius...

Wait hold on there are two tornadoes zeroing in on us--

Peak.

[aimzicr]

Indiana Jones and the Big Naturals

[sojournerstales]

Ahead of you are two knights. One of them always tells the truth, the other one beats the shit out of you.

[sojournerstales]

drew a guy

[thebewilderer]

[sojournerstales]

Learn To Love Your Fellow Man Or My Wife Will Shoot You, like, A Bad Amount Of Times.

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[sojournerstales]

this happened to my friend johnny truant

[sojournerstales]

i think a lot of the reason why people think "you can't adapt X story into Y medium" is because they don't know how to do the adaptation part. you have. you have to change it. it has to. adapt.

[sojournerstales]

[wehwehwehweh] Die-Hardman: Sam. This Post Box requires a photo ID to access. Reports of MULES in the area has necessitated increased security measures. Just walk up to the box, face the camera, and hold still.

[wehwehwehweh] Deadman: Sam! Deadman here. I see you are already acquainted with our new face-scan technology. I want to assure you that your image will not be stored. Resources are already limited enough, and with the amount of strain the Chiral Network is already under attempting to store these images across the network would be a waste of valuable data. Besides, we all know what you look like anyway.

[wehwehwehweh] Mama: Hey Sam. It's Mama. Just thought you should know if you don't want to pose for a picture there is a work around. Just hold up an old photo of yourself and it should do the trick. Face scan technology isn't perfect, but what is? Except maybe your delivery record.

[wehwehwehweh] Heartman: Hello, Sam. I've been looking into Bridges' use of face-scan technology. While I could not find anything about Bridges specifically, I did come across some interesting historical record. It turns out this technology saw a surge of usage in the mid 2020s by the UK government. Back then they used it to limit access to Internet Pornography and other content deemed inappropriate. It was widely seen as an overreach of governmental powers, which now leads me to think of how Bridges employs the technology. They say it is for our benefit, but... Well. We will have to see. Anyway, I will leave you to it. Remember, smile for the camera!

[wehwehwehweh] Die-Hardman: Sam. Gained access to that Post Box yet? It's the usual inventory inside, but you never know. You might find something useful.

New Mail: [Veteran Porter] What Do They Want My Face For? >:( >:( >:( New Data: 'Internet Pornography In A Post-Strand World'