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Alright, Percy Jackson would be a great youtuber

lililibird-deactivated20161207

no I don’t have a story about this and no I most definitely wouldn’t write out a massive list of headcanons if only one person showed slight interest in it no way

annabethsolympus

here’s your slightest interest. I’d love to read that

lililibird-deactivated20161207

*sighs as I smile wide because headcanons but I feel like I shouldn’t*

-Percy’s channel was originally just of weird things happening in his life [like one of his family (meaning the Olympians) trying to figure out what order things should happen at Christmas goes viral because they’re the loudest, most crazy family ever to exist] but his commentary was always spot on so he realized he had like 150k subscribers so he finally made a video titled ‘Hi?’ and he started getting interest because he was cute and hilarious and had no idea what the hell he was doing.

-He is SeaweedBrain12 and you know it.

-He always just ended up doing weird stuff in the videos, even if it wasn’t planned.

-He slowly got more and more popular and often announced he had no idea what he was doing and often said ‘how do youtube?’ when he had problems.

-His mom was in a lot of his earlier videos after she joined him for a ‘I DO MY MOM’S MAKEUP CHALLENGE BC I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND’ (with an ‘is this title a fall out boy song?’ in the description) and people loved her and especially loved how cute he was with her.

-He never got a Twitter, because of his dyslexia.

-His hair became a running joke for how often he ran his hands through it when he didn’t know what to say.

-He admitted that his friend (Leo) had edited a lot of the vids with him because he’s crap with computers.

-He begins every video with “Look, I didn’t…” (yes that’s a reference to the beginning of the lightning thief).

-He slowly gets more punk as time goes on, and embraces the freedom that the internet encouraged, getting tattoos, wearing ironic t-shirts, cussing more, but he was always cute.

-He makes a shit ton lot of band references and old Disney movie references too, because that’s all that matters to him.

-He started working out after he hit a million subscribers because he’s still human and felt the pressure of starting to get famous.

-The ‘Puberty Kings Club’ consists of Nevile Longbottom and Percy Jackson after that.

-He, and a bunch of other guys (who were also internet celebrities) decided to all pitch in and get an apartment together.

-The guys include: Leo Valdez, the Vine king queen, who’s only a little lower on the totem poll (after Percy) in amounts of sass and comebacks. Frank Zhang, who’s so dorky that he has a small fandom that loves him and he’s a lot better off during collabs. Charles Beckendorf, who’s known for his internet rants about social problems, etc. Nico Di Angelo, who’s got fangirls off the wazoo, and becomes a social figure when he comes out as gay. And Travis Stoll, who makes prank videos and vines and has more male fans than female and gets jokingly picked on by the other guys.

-Anyways, they all get an apartment, and their bedrooms are based off the number of subscribers they have (i.e. Percy has the master bedroom, while Charlie and Frank switch out who’s in the smallest bedroom and who’s on the couch).

-They make a group channel and they all squish on the couch and talk at a camera and those videos are instant hits and thus, the Half Bloods began. (They called themselves that because Percy’s half Greek, Nico’s half italian, Frank’s half Chinese, Beckendorf is half African American, and Travis is half of the pair that was him and his brother, but Connor went to college across the country) (yes I know that we don’t know they’re all half-half on races it’s an AU)

-Beckendorf starts dating beauty vlogger Silena Beauregard, who soon joins them on the Half Blood Couch for the monthly massive collabs they do. Hazel sometimes guest stars in Frank’s videos and she’s super cute and everyone talks about how adorable she is. Katie Gardener is often the subject of Travis’ pranks and the meme of ‘JUST KISS ALREADY’ is basically their entire relationship. Leo complains about being single a lot. Nico (much later on) starts dating a little-known internet celebrity, Will Solace, who’s a bundle of sunshine and happiness and tweets about loving life and takes pictures of rainbows and tells people they’re perfect all the time.

-Annabeth is a British (take a moment and imagine Annabeth freaking Chase with a British accent, it’s a beautiful thing) girl who is in New York for college or whatever (honestly I imagine her as a ballerina because I adore ballet but it’s ok for her to be anything else idc). And she and Percy start dating and of course she gets a ton of hate because we fangirls can be bitches but Percy still loves her and tells people to get over it.

-Everybody mocking Annabeth’s accent when she says something like ‘Quit being so silly!’ or ‘Bloody hell, Percy!’ and she gets all huffy.

-Their girlfriends/Will join in on the monthly Half Bloods videos.

-Beck, Percy, Frank, and Will all squeeze onto the couch, and Annabeth sits on the back of the couch with her legs dangling over Percy’s shoulders because she’s a flexible and athletic little graceful ballerina queen. And Hazel sits on the floor, leaning on Frank’s legs. And Silena sits in Charlie’s lap, with her legs across Frank. And Leo perches himself on the armrest near Percy, complaining about getting no respect. And Nico begrudgingly (until some homophobe says it’s disgusting, then he does it just to spite those people) leans on Will’s legs like Hazel.

-They play Mario Kart tournaments and someone always gets hurt.

-Whenever they actually argue Percy’s the one who has to settle it because of the subscribers numbers.

-Annabeth is quieter in the videos but whenever she says something it’s so quick witted and awesome that everyone laughs and she makes facial expressions at the camera and becomes the reaction gif queen.

-Percy’s most famous video, with over like, 150 million views, was one he took on his phone, at 4 AM. He got up and said, “I’m gonna show you what it’s like living in our apartment.” and proceeds to tour through the house to see what’s going on at 4 AM. Frank and Hazel are in the bathroom, where she’s painting his face like a bear because someone on Twitter dared him to. Leo is walking up and down the hallway muttering video ideas to himself on his 9th cup of coffee. Nico is under a pile of blankets in his room on his laptop, watching Netflix, looking like death as Will slept with an eye mask beside him. Beckendorf was on the phone with Silena who was in a different time zone, arguing about Coach vs. Michael Kors. Travis was trying to set up a trip wire outside of Frank’s bedroom, and looked like a deer in headlights when Percy walked up. And after all that Percy walks out on the balcony and looks dead in the camera with fear in his eyes and whispers in horror ‘I found all of that completely normal.’

-Percy still fanboys over anyone even if he’s ‘more famous’ than them.

-He ends every video with a shrug.

Okay that was even longer than planned if you read all of that you are magic. I have so many more to add but it’s time to stop.

#gangs all here #i wanna draw this tbh

staraptor

u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

tired-lynn

Percy Jackson

staraptor

ur not the first person to mention percy jackson on this post so i assume he can breathe under water which is neat but also i’m jealous so i’m going to fight him

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@perfectlylovingtiger

perfectlylovingtiger

@gemdervoid good luck with that he’s defeated like two titans four giants, a half-giant, a cyclops, a bunch of lesser-giants, he defeated the minotaur twice…uh, all three gorgons,

staraptor

Scare tactics won’t work with me I’m still gonna kick his ass just watch me

solangelisms

please kick his ass

#please #sea babe

badlydrawnscifi

The prophecy of seven

Inspired by this post

#gangs all here

juliajm15

Anon asked for genderbend Piper and palette 30 :)

#i dont like genderbends bc theyre gross but #this is cute?? i love the idea of trans piper and this could b a totally cute pre-hormone piper???#feather babe

faizhang

matching icons from @indigonite‘s lovely art: solangelo ver.

#ghost babe #sun babe #dorks

tartarhus

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NEVER LIE X

#feather babe

headcanons (yes more)

ok so nico here we fuckiNG go -he likes to talk to leo in italian bc leo can understand a little of what he's saying so they bond over that -nico smells like leather and smoke -he actually spends -0 time on his hair and its always scraggly and in his face and stuff and will has to force him to wash it sometimes -he doesn't actually like fast food at all so when him and will hang out outside of camp will always either takes him to a nice restaurant or cooks for nico and hes eternally grateful -he never gets into modern music and loves jazz and swing and teaches will how to slow dance will -he spends SOOOOOO much time on his hair he has like fucking hair chutney and he says chutney too often and like "chuht-e-ny" -he has a really gentle touch and gives the best hugs bc he like radiates heat -he tends to wear headbands when he's working in the medic tent and they make nico all flustered bc DAMN -he has terrible music taste ok he likes country rockish shit and nico mocks him constantly for it -he wrote and performed a rap album once but was shamed into submission

#ok here #ghost babe #sun babe #dorks

*pounding fists on table* tRans WILL TRANS WILL TRANS WILL TRANS WILL TRANS WILL

#dfab trans boy will and femme dmab demigirl nico hurts my gay little heart #ghost babe #sun babe #dorks

ok but like i think ab nico with the thickest damn italian accent all the time i am thinking ab it right now and then will has this adorable southern drawl and no one can understand either of them and hUrg they'll be making out or smth and either one of them will say something and the others just like "what"

#hhhhhhh #ghost babe #sun babe #dorks

mothmage

repeat after me. nico di angelo is a fossil from ancient times. nico di angelo is not up to date with punk rock music. nico di angelo listens to grandpa jazz and the blues pass it on

#^^^^tbh #ghost babe

headcanon-baby

Headcanon where Will has a habit of tying up his hair into a little ponytail whenever he’s really busy healing people and it’s the kind of act that just gets Nico staring quietly in awe while the poor patients are generally just sighing and wondering why were these two idiots not a couple yet.

#hURG #sun babe #ghost babe #dorks