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No about we blog like cryptids

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[bunniboiz]

me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this

me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome

[firethekitty]

Doctors: damn that’s crazyyy. Have you tried curling up into a ball and crying like a little bitch?

[utopians]

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

[pom-seedss]

I know this is a joke but I have definitely had a doctor look through the notes as I’m talking to them and just say “That’s….*deep breath* a lot.”

[hollowboobtheory]

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[silver-tongues-blog]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my very favorite thing about Johnny Depp is that his entire career has been structured such that I would be entirely unable to recognize him based on facial features alone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I passed this man on the street, I would assume he owns a motorcycle, several dogs, and produces music on the weekends. not a spark of recognition would flicker through my eyes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[kameik0]

Beep Beep Master Chief. 

[scarabrute-deactivated20181203]

[axiolotl]

@maltese-swans

[player-six]

Teared up at this. I still do. I love my Ghost.

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

I wish my Ghost would kiss me, Drifter :(

[spartanlocke]

My favorite part of Destiny is when you die and your Ghost floats there waiting to revive you meanwhile every enemy within a 30 yard radius is shooting and punching and doing their damnedest to kill your Ghost but he’s just like “Nah.”

[spartanlocke]

when you finally get ur guardian

[long-boy-in-the-soup]

all the fic writers after the hawkmoon lore dropped

[long-boy-in-the-soup]

Ghost: Glint is calling me his brother now, thanks to your shenanigans with Crow last night

Young Wolf: That’s cute

Ghost: It’s embarrassing

Young Wolf:  Well, all Ghosts came from the same place, the Traveler, so doesn’t that already make you two brothers?

Ghost: …

Young Wolf:

Ghost: Shut up

[tazahan]

When you’re playing Warframe too much