confess your darkest sins

howdo howdo!!

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hi everyone! welcome to the solarballs church confessional /j

i made this blog bc i couldnt see any other blogs like this for the solarballs fandom, lol, and i figured, yk, i have a lot of time on my hands rn

im @might-be-capricorn on my solarballs/gimmick blog! go check me out there perchance?

rules:

no discourse. nothing to do with pro/anti ship, syscourse, etc. i dont have the energy for that.

no spamming. multiple asks from one person is fine, but only if theyre all different, even if they are related to eachother

no naming people in negative asks. basically, if youre being negative about someone or something (ie, "oh i hate it when people draw so-and-so like this"), do not name people who do that. naming people in positive asks (ie, "i like when people write so-and-so like that") is fine, though!

i dont answer asks about the cousin discourse. dont send them.

please, for the love of god, stop sending in au ideas. this is a confessions blog, not an aus blog. headcanons are fine, though!

above all, be pleasant!

tags

#confession: for confessions

#mod capricorn responds: for when i respond to something

#not confessions: for posts that arent confessions, might be me updating you guys on something, might be an asker sending in something to me specifically, etc

#wrong blog buddy: when people send confessions for a different fandom that are funny enough for me to post them

anyway thats all for now! go crazy!

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THE PLUSHIES ARE SO CUTE OG MY GOD!

But like, why is Uranus' face so small? 😭 He looks so funny, I love it

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I don't like the current arc. I am so ready to move on to the Rogue Planets arc, finally. It has been a whole month with that "moon wake up" colab with Mr Friend.

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chrysalis is becoming the new iris LMFAOOOO

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I say it once, and I will say it again Mars needs more screen time he needs more screen time

It’s just a shame like half of the characters we just don’t see most of the time they mainly focus on earth like I don’t hit earth like I really like him as a character it’s just I really wanna see more for the characters like I really want to see more mars mercury angst

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lowkey had to unsub to the patreon because of all the delays 😭 like take all the time you need yeah but im paying 10 bucks a month just to. not get what im paying for ? multiple weeks in a row? plus my fixation on the show is dying so theres that too lmao

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mod r u doing ok

yeah just been busy sorry.

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honestly the solarballs fandom (especially on tiktok) makes me feel like shit a lot of the time

so many people hate my fav ship too like damn what did they even do 😭??

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I don't like it that there is a decent chunk of the fandom that believes that Chrysalis is in the show or will be in the show.

Like they make hypothetical episodes in where she is mentioned or the hypothetical grief Titan or Saturn feels.

Every fifth post I see in the Solarballs Tumblr tag is just her and I can't even escape her in Ao3.

And it's just like that one oc that everyone thinks is canon but is not and I know that if she does show up in canon, everyone is just going to treat her like they did Theia and Proto and just ignore her canon and believe that she is horribly written because she doesn't fit their fanon idea of them

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i lowkey selfship with uranus idk how anyone could hate him

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I used to have the biggest crush on titan so much so that I made a fucking fursuit of him and bought his plush and was just utterly obsessed and then it just completely faded away also I never hated Planet X and lowkey still dont hate him

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I don't get the complaints about lack of platonic content, Sometimes it feels like that's the majority

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ok y'know what

i HATE how jupiter was being fatshamed this episode, it was so unnecessary first and foremost that the chairs and the crane keep on breaking.

second of all, it doesn't even make any sense, he's one of the least dense planets why???? Would be break the chair???????

third of all, BREAKING THE CHAIR AND HAVING GAGS OVER HIS WEIGHT DOESNT RELATE TO AAAANY OF HIS PERSONALITY LIKE THE OTHER ADS LIKE?????

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vagueposting but not rlly (cough frskn) but also counts for solaralls, but godddd, why does every single show/media i ever get into fall victim sht that forces the fandom to pull away their chars/interpretations of canon char's and turn them to oc's or smth jshsjhsjhs, not sure if im phrasing this ryt and im all fucking for it /gen, but like AUGHHHHHH, IT'S SO DEPRESSINGGGGG??? CANON BE BETTER???? WHY IS UR COMMUNICATION/RELATIONSHIP W UR FANDOM SO SHIT?????

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I really wish people stopped talking about Uranus and Neptune like "omg the cousins" "so cousin core!" "the cousins ever"... I don't think their relationship is like that at alllllll. i mean, we got a closer look into their relationship with the earth's core 2. I don't *ship* them but I don't see them as cousins/relatives either ngl

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Thinking now, Jupiter and Neptune are like the two sides of a same coin. Both giants influence in a belt of Solar System, show inteligence and madness in differents ways.

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I hope the doctor Sarah Roth will appear in the future chapters that not the planets awaken. Would be interesting to see her talking to Astrodude about Sars.

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