[danandfuckingjonlmao]

whatever makes you feel comfortable bb <3

[dramaphan]

dan wants to control the narrative or at least feel like he has control, meanwhile phil is driving this bus and he's daring you to jerk that wheel because bb he'll crash this motherfucker before he lets you know what's going on

Dan wants to be in control, Phil simply IS in control

[dramaphan]

Am screaming bc Dan recently did an interview where he admits that Phil will read over drafts for him and heavily critique them: “this is self-indulgent, you’re rambling for ten minutes about something only you care about, this joke will get you canceled” (actual critiques Dan cited). According to Dan, Phil will cut like 90% of his stuff and then they’ll argue and then he’ll stick with the remaining 10%. Like, to be a fly on that wall…I’m so proud of Phil for sparing us…

Wait so you’re telling me that Phil filters out all the shit and what we actually end up seeing is the good stuff? Oh Dan… honey…

[pseudophan]

Dan: making money is my husband's job I'm just here to be pretty.

and he is CORRECT!

[solarsunwitch]

,,, what is this man gunna do on tour

[dramaphan]

nora said it all

I’m now 36 minutes in and I haven’t gotten to the interesting part yet but I am thanking every YouTube employee for changing the course of history in such a way that I never had to see Dan Howell act out a gay sex scene

[solarsunwitch]

i see dan’s added “pegging” to his very limited and outdated comical repitoire 🥴

[solarsunwitch]

why did it take dan 45 minutes to say he was burnt out

[solarsunwitch]

ngl i genuinely laughed a lil when dan said “phil loved it he didn’t give a fuck” about ads 😭

[dramaphan]

Dan is man coded (doesn’t know how to do laundry)

Phil is woman coded (washes dans underwear and brings him milk)

Phil is wife coded (cleans up after his man)

Dan is baby coded (need milk in his icy glass)

[dramaphan]

can't get over dan asking for a glass of oat milk and being pissed at phil and phil fully ignoring him

Man doesn’t even have a job he be at home all day playing viddy games and whining

[dramaphan]

My new headcanon is that when Phil ignores Dan anytime he needs attention he tweets horny shit as revenge (Too bad that Phil still won’t give a fuck)

Knowing that Phil is responsible for at least a third of the shit I’ve been getting pissy at Dan for all year pains me on a level you can’t imagine

[solarsunwitch]

you’d think they’d have beaten the 0 space allegations by now but there is in fact an entire half foot of space beside dan

[solarsunwitch]

no because “best buddies” immediately made me physically cringe 😭

[dramaphan]

Yeah I don’t think he wants to get rid of his fans either because if he’s still somehow relevant is because of phannies having a toxic relationship with him and he knows he needs them so he can sell them stuff. He’s doing what he used to with self deprecation: make jokes after jokes on the topic until he finds something else to base his entire personality on

This is not new. That man has 1-3 jokes on rotation at any given time and he will drive them until the wheels fall off.

[dramaphan]

once again i am asking for a gay man, anyone, to publicly flirt with dan so we can see how he would react, i wanna study him

He would ignore it because he doesn’t actually want fresh dick he just wants kids on Twitter to think he does

[gelbraddy]