THE WORM HAS TURNED, GENTLEMEN!

welcome to soldiers blog. Americans only.

[soldier-at-2fort]

I'M BACK I OVERCAME THE CORONA VIRUS BECAUSE I AM AMERICAN

[soldier-at-2fort]

YooY

[soldier-at-2fort]

Google why is my pee red

[demoman-in-quarantine]

Ye obviously have the Corona virus

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHAT THIS ISN'T GOOGLE I'M AMERICAN I CAN'T GET SI-

[soldier-at-2fort]

Google why is my pee red

[jurassicsunsets]

⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ

you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

[soldier-at-2fort]

5. MY TEAM!

13. ENGINEER MAKES THIS REALLY GOOD CHICKEN, IT TASTES LIKE FREEDOM! (AND CHICKEN)

23. soldier refuses to answer this one, as he says that "clothes are for sissies". However, we all know his favourite clothes are his raccoon pyjamas.

-Medic

26. THE NEW MOVIE, 1917! I WOULD LIVE IN A WARZONE AND P U N C H THE BADDIES!

[sunnysideanon-deactivated202003]

soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

[blu-medic-tf2-deactivated202308]

ask away <3

[soldier-at-2fort]

GO AHEAD, MAGGOTS!

[mannco-official]

what the fuck is hashbrown motel and why are people talking about it

[soldier-at-2fort]

I THINK THEY SELL WEED THERE

[soldier-at-2fort]

canada

[gently-backstabbing-archive]

We're out of coffee, so I'm going to the store. Does anyone need anything while I'm out?

[soldier-at-2fort]

🅱READ

[gently-backstabbing-archive]

* s i g h *

Please for the love of god do not teleport this bread.

[soldier-at-2fort]

I AM GIVING MY BREAD MONSTERS TO A GIRL ON THE SIDEWALK. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SHE DOES WITH THEM, BUT SHE ASSURES ME IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

[gently-backstabbing-archive]

We're out of coffee, so I'm going to the store. Does anyone need anything while I'm out?

[soldier-at-2fort]

🅱READ

[jollywithyourhair-blog-blog]

[chillimanjaro-deactivated201908]

Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.

[fuckyeahnorsemythology]

Reblogging because we stand against hate.

[sourcherryblossom]

Reblogging because fuck yes

[asynca]

Mainstream media is really important in shaping a popular opinion - this movie (the Sound of Music, for people who don’t recognise it) was the first thing I knew about Nazis and the beginning of the war. I’d never heard about them before, and I remember mum having to explain to me what the symbol meant. This movie showed likable, strong and sympathetic characters tearing up Nazi flags and resisting the Nazis. It showed Nazi-sympathizers as intimidating and unfair. It showed us that normal people (Rolfe) could fall for their propaganda and we could lose them. 

I was seven years old when I first watched this and immediately I knew Nazis were terrible, and because of the power of the story and the warmth of the characters this feeling sunk to my core. 

I worry a lot about kids whose first introduction to world events is a movie like ‘American Sniper’. 

[princess-el-deactivated20210528]

💖Keeping my blog nazi free💖

[soldier-at-2fort]

WH

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM

[medic-at-aldi]

Uterus

[soldier-at-2fort]

YES BUT HOW ARE THEY MADE

[medic-at-aldi]

Coitus

[soldier-at-2fort]

OH THANK GOD. BECAUSE SPY JUST TOLD ME WOMEN HAVE 2 BUTT HOLES AND.... AND YOU....... USE THEM.

[medic-at-aldi]

Vomen have one butthole and one vagina, Soldier.

You can only make babies vizh the zhe vagina.

[soldier-at-2fort]

OH. WELL.

[medic-at-aldi]

Do you plan to make babies, or... Vhy did you ask zhat?

[soldier-at-2fort]

I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT TRULY WAS. HOW HORRIFIC IT IS. I AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE.

[soldier-at-2fort]

WH

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM

[medic-at-aldi]

Uterus

[soldier-at-2fort]

YES BUT HOW ARE THEY MADE

[medic-at-aldi]

Coitus

[soldier-at-2fort]

OH THANK GOD. BECAUSE SPY JUST TOLD ME WOMEN HAVE 2 BUTT HOLES AND.... AND YOU....... USE THEM.

[medic-at-aldi]

Vomen have one butthole and one vagina, Soldier.

You can only make babies vizh the zhe vagina.

[soldier-at-2fort]

OH. WELL.

[soldier-at-2fort]

WH

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM

[medic-at-aldi]

Uterus

[soldier-at-2fort]

YES BUT HOW ARE THEY MADE

[medic-at-aldi]

Coitus

[soldier-at-2fort]

OH THANK GOD. BECAUSE SPY JUST TOLD ME WOMEN HAVE 2 BUTT HOLES AND.... AND YOU....... USE THEM.

[soldier-at-2fort]

WH

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM

[medic-at-aldi]

Uterus

[soldier-at-2fort]

YES BUT HOW ARE THEY MADE

[soldier-at-2fort]

WH

[soldier-at-2fort]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM