Welcome, you horny bastard.

Hello! My name is Fiona and I'll happily write you a short story, some naughty headcanons ;), but not a matchup, sorry. But, before anything else, please, check my rules page. Current request count: 2

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

[tangdynastie]

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

[newnap]

Happy 5th Birthday <3

[orsino]

people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

[cozza-frenzy]

Medic is the only person who has such respect from the strongest man on the team (ie. Heavy) that he can grab his cheek and tell him “don’t be such a baby” without being broken in half

That’s right, he pinched Heavy’s cheeks and called him a baby and he didn’t do shit to him because he commands that much respect

In game, the Medic is the second-fastest class by default, outpaced only by Scout

That’s right, he’s the second-fastest class next to Scout, even taking into account the fact that he’s probably twice his age, and the fact that he carries that heavy-ass Medigun Backpack around

Seriously that thing must weigh 50 lbs do you think Scout could carry that shit

DO YOU THO

yeah I don’t think so

Took the very common fear of needles and weaponized that shit

Took an ordinary bonesaw for the original purpose of amputation and weaponized that shit

Took a bust that says ‘DO NO HARM’ and WEAPONIZED THAT SHIT

You don’t fuck with the Medic

You just don’t

Because he knows he’s a priority target

He knows you think he’s helpless

And he’ll take full advantage of your stupidity

[kethavel]

hell yeah

[sleepyheaduwu]

Love seeing triggers love for Little witch academia in BNA  :,)

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[scrapnickstf2comicupdates]

Chapter 2 page 27

[tf2headcanonsandmatchups]

pls spare some nsfw engie

Despite popular belief, Engie has a big dick.

[dafrogblog]

frog

[extremefrogrefrigerator]

i dont think that i can allow this 

[dafrogblog]

just try and stop me, tiny mortal

[dafrogblog]

legally i’m an adult human being but emotionally i’m just a very small frog sitting on top of a mushroom

[dafrogblog]

toads 👏 are 👏 a 👏 type 👏 of 👏 frog 👏 not 👏 a 👏 separate 👏 category

humble yourself

[darkpaladin]

me at spike chunsoft hq presenting  my 400 page dissertation on exactly how they fucked over and mistreated kiyotaka ishimaru at every possible opportunity

[skopostheorie]

to blame your racism on your autism is counter intuitive and reverses progress the autistic community has been making for years.

[skopostheorie]

your autism is a part of you. it is not some part of your brain you can just scoop out, or something someone put in there and made you the way that you are. it is you. there is no point where autism ends and your brain begins. it is just as much a part of you as your natural abilities and weaknesses are, your memories, your hair colour and your height.

that is why saying things like, "i know he's in there somewhere" about your autistic child is bad. a child hasn't been stolen from a parent by the autism monster, having autism IS what makes their kid who he is. you all seem to be able to grasp that much.

so when people say, "yes, well, a trait of autism is to say horrible things sometimes! it's just a part of our inability to understand social settings!", it's just ridiculous. yes, sure it does. and that's why you have to take responsibility for it. because "autism" is not seperate to you. your autism did not say a racist thing at the dinner table, YOU did. because you are autistic. denying this is directly reversing progress, the fight by all your autistic siblings-in-arms and those autistic people who came before you who have been fighting to be seen as who they are. the idea that autism is seperate to us is literally rhetoric people use to argue that we can be "cured".

so don't use your autism as an excuse. it is you. you said that. work on yourself.

[skopostheorie]

yes! i would be really grateful if white autistic people reblogged it and/or took it into account, actually.

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Disabled Person: *is happy go lucky, friendly, and sweet* Ableists: Ah a perpetual child. Unfit for this world. Doesn’t know how sad their life is. Poor thing. I sure hope that somebody is babysitting this clearly incapable wreck. Disabled Person: *is bitter, antisocial, and abrasive* Ableists: Prematurely aged by the suffering of their situation. Their life is a misery. They’ve known nothing but suffering and now they want to push everyone away. So sad. I feel so bad for whoever is caring for this Napoleon. 

Disabled Person: *is ambitious, career oriented, and serious* Ableists: An inspiration! Even though they should have just laid down and died, they decided to have a life instead! They’re handicapable! They do normal people things despite being so abnormal. Gosh I feel so empowered right now.

Disabled Person: *is contented, self care oriented, and easy going* Ableists: God they don’t even try. They’ve just accepted their fate and have resigned themself to never achieving anything. They’ll be a burden on their family forever. It’s so sad. What’s the point of being alive is you don’t do anything?

Disabled Person: *finds their symptoms frightening, painful, embarassing, or unpleasant* Ableists: We must save them! We must find a way to end disability forever! We must find a cure for everything! Their life is such a horrible misery. We should make sure that nobody is ever forced to be like them ever again.

Disabled Person: *likes being disabled* Ableists: They’re either lying or have a fetish.