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Ben or Apollo: Don't do that, Will is going to get you if you do.

Homelander or Butcher: Does it anyways

"Worth it" —The two idiots who did it anyways

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I do always try ‘n warn ‘em. Cunts never listen ‘til it’s too late.

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just. quickly before I go work on non tumblr things. I need everyone to understand that introjects are not required to be source accurate to any degree. nor are we required to be accurate to fandom interpretations or popular headcanons surrounding our sources

Stares at you with my big beautiful blue eyes —@the-fucking-homelander

Yeah kiddo?

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stares into ur soul OO

Y’ ain’ goin’ t’ like what y’ see in there—that old thing’s tainted t’ hell ‘n back.

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I think we severely underestimated Ben's ability to navigate Tumblr

And your ability to hide posts.

I told you you should've buried your post better before tellin them to look at their pinned.

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It wasn’t jus’ that boys. ‘Lander—your post with your brother about the coffee was literally the first post I saw when I opened Tumblr with Apollo. Your post was the first post I saw on m’ homepage.

Hihihi!! Sending you a coffee that’s er..Not hot because that’s unprofessional ^^ muahaha

Uh.. thanks(?).

..Hold on a damn minute. Tch, my sons out y’ lot up to this didn’ they? They forget I can see their posts—especially Homelander’s.

FFFFFUCK I FORGOT TO BURY MY POST, WILL ABORT, ABORT HE KNOWS

Good luck, I'm already out

🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

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Awh man and I thought it was funny too : (

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Pfft—nice try boys, but y’ forgot I can see your posts—I saw what y’ lot posted ‘bout with this; was definitely a nice try though.

Hihihi!! Sending you a coffee that’s er..Not hot because that’s unprofessional ^^ muahaha

Uh.. thanks(?).

..Hold on a damn minute. Tch, my sons out y’ lot up to this didn’ they? They forget I can see their posts—especially Homelander’s.

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Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

I'm always nice, I'ma common joy.

Lemme know if I gotta knock Butcher on his ass.

Y’ know—I am pretty tempted t’ see y’ knock Butch on his ass kid. That would be fun.

It would🙂‍↕️

Honestly—would be a fun temptation t’ let y’ loose on.

Say the word n I'll get 'im.

There ain't no need for all that

Honestly—gettin’ r e a l tempted to let Will loose on y’. He seems more than ready for it.

when is he not ready to fuckin rip at me, that stare o his hasn't let up since

If y’ weren’t so easy t’ rip at—y’ wouldn’t have this problem.

Ain't exactly a fair fight here, eh?

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When was it ever a fair fight?

Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

I'm always nice, I'ma common joy.

Lemme know if I gotta knock Butcher on his ass.

Y’ know—I am pretty tempted t’ see y’ knock Butch on his ass kid. That would be fun.

It would🙂‍↕️

Honestly—would be a fun temptation t’ let y’ loose on.

Say the word n I'll get 'im.

There ain't no need for all that

Honestly—gettin’ r e a l tempted to let Will loose on y’. He seems more than ready for it.

when is he not ready to fuckin rip at me, that stare o his hasn't let up since

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If y’ weren’t so easy t’ rip at—y’ wouldn’t have this problem.

Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

Y’ know—it’s funny y’ think callin’ me a century old is goin’ t’ bother me—it don’t; may be a century old but ‘m still lookin’ good. Can’t say the same ‘bout you though Butch.

Lotta them Capcut editors might beg to differ, I still look pretty bangin for my age

Them CapCut editors haven’t seen me yet if they think you look good for your age.

Sometimes you just ain't someone's type, soldier. But that's alright, I got em

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Uh huh—suuure.

Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

I'm always nice, I'ma common joy.

Lemme know if I gotta knock Butcher on his ass.

Y’ know—I am pretty tempted t’ see y’ knock Butch on his ass kid. That would be fun.

It would🙂‍↕️

Honestly—would be a fun temptation t’ let y’ loose on.

Say the word n I'll get 'im.

There ain't no need for all that

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Honestly—gettin’ r e a l tempted to let Will loose on y’. He seems more than ready for it.

Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

I'm always nice, I'ma common joy.

Lemme know if I gotta knock Butcher on his ass.

Y’ know—I am pretty tempted t’ see y’ knock Butch on his ass kid. That would be fun.

It would🙂‍↕️

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Honestly—would be a fun temptation t’ let y’ loose on.

Waggles my foot at you😁 —@the-fucking-homelander

Didn’ even see this till today—‘n this was like two days ago. Put your damn foot down, kid.

🙁

🦶🦶

I will take your legs again. ‘N y’ know I can.

Wowww you'd cripple your own son a SECOND time😔

Y’ keep askin’ for it the longer y’ do that.

What am I doing🧿🧿

Y’ know exactly what y’ doin’. Also.. ain’ those some sort of fuckin’ charm t’ keep evil away or some shit? Saw a couple o’ those down in Nicaragua here ‘n there.

I have no fucking clue, I searched "blue eyes" and that's all the emoji thingy majig has. Maybe I'll go dangle them at Will and see if it makes him run away

Pretty sure that’s some charm t’ ward of evil or some shit—what’s it called again.. uh.. think it’s called the eye of evil or somethin’?

No wonder they're blue, everyone knows blue eyed people are evil.

Excuse you, I am STANDING right here

Pfft—c’mon Will, be nice t’ your brother.

He started it^_^

what are you, 5??

Pardon my intrusion on the family spat but ya both are actin like a couple o children for your old ages

Neither of my kids are that old anyways, Butch. ‘N since when did’ja front? ‘N I know he started it Will but y’ gotta at least try t’ be nice, kid.

An hour ago, saw the two arguin', decided to invite myself in

Whatever y'say, century n somethin years

Pretty sure you're older than me, Butcher😑

And yeah, be nice to me, WILLIAM

Y’ know—it’s funny y’ think callin’ me a century old is goin’ t’ bother me—it don’t; may be a century old but ‘m still lookin’ good. Can’t say the same ‘bout you though Butch.

Lotta them Capcut editors might beg to differ, I still look pretty bangin for my age