insert clever title here

bottling my own brand of sass since 1987

[my-castles-crumbling]

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pride and prejudice is about the romance but it's also about jane austen making fun of men

[soliloquysarah]

I know we're HYPED for Kaz and Inej and Alina and the Darkling but really I am here for Zoya.

[soliloquysarah]

Honestly, what is the point of having two main characters meet in a secret garden at midnight under gentle snowfall if they're not going to kiss???

[soliloquysarah]

When Ariana Grande said God is a woman, she was talking about Zoya Nazyalensky.

[soliloquysarah]

There's no justice like Doug Ross beating the shit out of a deadbeat abusive dad.

[spidaerman]

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

[soliloquysarah]

[soliloquysarah]

Ah, earl grey. The Earl of Grey.

This tea makes me feel things.

[soliloquysarah]

I'm just going to put this here because I need to say this:

Trey Kennedy is not funny. He's sexist and unoriginal.

[soliloquysarah]

Two Things about "The Man" by our goddess and queen Taylor Swift.

1) TS8 is going to be about Karma. It was LITERALLY the writing on the wall (oh my god, I'm hyperventilating).

2) Man Taylor kind of looks like Jake Gyllenhaal...

[harrypottersource]

Coward!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011) dir. David Yates

[soliloquysarah]

Amazing performances by both.

[soliloquysarah]

Look, I'm tired of people trashing Mal

[soliloquysarah]

Let's be real, if Taylor, a blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, thin, straight, white woman can't escape control and criticism from the kind of men who created a system that idealizes blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, thin, straight, white women, what does that mean for anyone else?

No one is safe.

[taylorswift]

Don’t know what else to do

Guys - It’s been announced recently that the American Music Awards will be honoring me with the Artist of the Decade Award at this year’s ceremony. I’ve been planning to perform a medley of my hits throughout the decade on the show. Scott Borchetta and Scooter Braun have now said that I’m not allowed to perform my old songs on television because they claim that would be re-recording my music before I’m allowed to next year. Additionally - and this isn’t the way I had planned on telling you this news - Netflix has created a documentary about my life for the past few years. Scott and Scooter have declined the use of my older music or performance footage for this project, even though there is no mention of either of them or Big Machine Records anywhere in the film.

Scott Borchetta told my team that they’ll allow me to use my music only if I do these things: If I agree to not re-record copycat versions of my songs next year (which is something I’m both legally allowed to do and looking forward to) and also told my team that I need to stop talking about him and Scooter Braun.

I feel very strongly that sharing what is happening to me could change the awareness level for other artists and potentially help them avoid a similar fate. The message being sent to me is very clear. Basically, be a good little girl and shut up. Or you’ll be punished.

This is WRONG. Neither of these men had a hand in the writing of those songs. They did nothing to create the relationship I have with my fans. So this is where I’m asking for your help.

Please let Scott Borchetta and Scooter Braun know how you feel about this. Scooter also manages several artists who I really believe care about other artists and their work. Please ask them for help with this - I’m hoping that maybe they can talk some sense into the men who are exercising tyrannical control over someone who just wants to play the music she wrote. I’m especially asking for help from The Carlyle Group, who put up money for the sale of my music to these two men.

I just want to be able to perform MY OWN music. That’s it. I’ve tried to work this out privately through my team but have not been able to resolve anything. Right now my performance at the AMA’s, the Netflix documentary and any other recorded events I am planning to play until November of 2020 are a question mark.

I love you guys and I thought you should know what’s been going on.

Taylor

[soliloquysarah]

It just seems like a real dick move by Scott and Scooter. She's the first female to win this honor and they have to steal it from her.

[soliloquysarah]

I made this felt bouquet in honor of Taylor's seventh album, Lover, which is a musical masterpiece!! I'm obsessed. She continues to create clever, inspiring, creative, interesting, introspective, FUN music and I love her more with every album. Do yourself a favor and go listen to Cruel Summer 8,000 times. @taylorswift

[soliloquysarah]

Lover serves up jams like Taylor's last name is Smuckers.