SEX (vine boom sfx)

I am chock full of dumb ideas any pronouns so long as you don’t just use he/him

[only-tiktoks]

[naamahdarling]

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

[enbycxnt]

I’m crying this person is so hot

[tiredyke]

[koidial]

ball ttwilightt with ball cereal

loving this life

[oidial]

I wish I everyone feel loved forever ! I wish everyone a 100 love coin!!! 🌠

[oidial]

this post came from my heart but I think saturday would also post this if I let her have tumblr

[oidial]

7 minutes later she'd post "please anny ladies sned me awesome tail pictures pleadse please please I have 1 string please" with. an extremly blurry close up of her face

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!

she can read the menu PERFECTLY btw, she's just getting closer to the words for....... fun......... of course!!!!!!

they should make a drive through menu with words and pictures instead of blurry blobs saturday thinks

thank you :) BYE

[oidial]

meow meow meow meow meow

[oidial]

pspspspspspsp

[oidial]

cats. . cats. you need to get in my bag ASAP.. and then get out of my bag!!! at the least opportune moment!!!

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[no-passaran]

The same has been reported in Latin America (source, source):

In Brazil, the Brazilian Forum of Public Safety between 2015 and 2018 showed that domestic gender-based violence rises 23.7% on the days the League is played. Reports for injuries rise 25.9% when clubs play in their own city, and 30% when the national Brazil team is playing.

In Colombia, the cases of domestic gender-based violence rose by between 38% and 25% when the national team played in both the 2014 Brazil World Cup and the 2018 in Russia. The cases rose by 50% during the 2015 America Cup.

In Mexico, there's a common phrase that says "if my team loses, my family loses" (si pierde mi equipo, pierde mi familia) precisely as a reference to how violence against women and children is normalized when the husband/father is in a bad mood.

I'm sure it's not unique to these countries, they've just been the ones who have bothered to register it and make it public.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[shortcircuit908]

millenial-themed dispensary called rollables

[rosellekitty]

just 2 they/thems with a crazy idea

[rosellekitty]

bongs and pipes? no. handhelds

[shortcircuit908]

shotgunning? no that's called a shareable

[shortcircuit908]

our new head herbtender, blazing pistol, is going to send you to space with his brand new garden experience called herban decay, which is a special blend of sativa and indica with a little delta-8 for that pistol kick

[rosellekitty]

He just rolled this for me

[rosellekitty]

$45.99 after the 35% tip and also he wrote my name wrong on the joint

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[thegreenaper]

[dogpuppy]

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[ntrider]

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

[sr-roto]

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real