Wassup- I mean, Maggots!

David is a Soldier for the Blu Team. He's truly talented as a Scout, and really, he should have been one. But far too many people took the role of scouting, and he... well, he's a soldier. And he truly believes it is the right job for him. Poor boy. [[This soldier is open to many types of stories! Mature, romantic, silly, action, horror, survival~ only in the darkest depths of RP do I dare not tread. I don't know the names of many er... forbidden types of stories, but I'll make a list once I do.]]

[soldierdile]

sollydavid replied to your post: Yo Patches, youse aight?

…youse sures abou’d dat?

Yeah.

‘M sure.

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...mind if I sits wit' ya den?

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Okay so anyone want to hear a little rant about jail servers?

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Scales an' Solly [Omg sounds like a comedy.]

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"Can’t get ridda ya feelin’s Sheila." David decides to sit on down and laugh like he heard a good joke. A few minutes back and already she grins. Must’ve missed him pretty good, his massive ego tells him! “At least ya missed da challenge of it, yeah? Nobodies ‘round ‘ere fast as me."

[soldierdile]

"Eh….There’s a few others ‘round tha’ give me plenty a challenge." The grin from before managed to grow a bit larger, revealing more pointed teeth that he’d been acquainted with before. “‘Course I can get rid o’ feelin’s. ‘S not ‘ard t’ do."

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"C'mon, it's good ta see ya again, least I can says it." He knew those teeth, but he wasn't feeling too much of a threat emanating from her right this time.. "How's bout we go relax some, ease up? I thinks a nice swim would be real swell, eh? If ya gots da open time fer it."

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"Dang, could’ve made some good pay…it’s uh.. well, I guess the actions was nice, but he’s.. still a bit.. not too well." He breathes out through his teeth, looking a little tired from the ride back to work. “Family, eh?"

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Amelia lightly chuckled, realizing just how much she missed the soldier’s company. “I guess," she replied. “There’s not much ya can do ‘bout it… Anyway, all that aside, how are you, mate?"

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"Oh, me? Good, great, nev'ah been better! Still haven't gotten too many wep's, but I guess these hats are gotta be good for somethin' right?" He held up uncrated hats, a bit dismissive of them. "Hopin' I still gots a job, af'tah such a leave a absence."

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Scales an' Solly [Omg sounds like a comedy.]

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"Aw, I liked when ya did dat.." He smirks and makes a mock salute to her, holding back laughter at her neutral attitude. “I missed ya too, Sheila."

[soldierdile]

"Oi," She can’t help but grin and shake her head towards him. “Knock tha’ off, y’know I don’t actually ‘ave feelin’s now."

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"Can't get ridda ya feelin's Sheila." David decides to sit on down and laugh like he heard a good joke. A few minutes back and already she grins. Must've missed him pretty good, his massive ego tells him! "At least ya missed da challenge of it, yeah? Nobodies 'round 'ere fast as me."

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"Family trip. Visitin’ a brother a’ mine… he’s doin’ alright, I guess. Sorta mopey." He shifted the launcher on his back and smiled back. “Well, I had ta stay, help ‘im out some.. ya miss me, miss?"

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"Oh, that sounds nice," Amelia replied, pursing her lips a little. “Well…I guess I missed ya. I mean, ya missed out on a lot of action ‘round here."

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"Dang, could've made some good pay...it's uh.. well, I guess the actions was nice, but he's.. still a bit.. not too well." He breathes out through his teeth, looking a little tired from the ride back to work. "Family, eh?"

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(Please, do remind me of my RPs I had before, there's plenty to catch up with and I'd appreciate reminders and things!)

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"C’mon, ya missed me didn’t ya? Admits it an’ I promise not ta’ tease ya."

[soldierdile]

"Tease me f’r what? Normally when ya do I jus’ throw ya in th’ water an’ then ya shut up."

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"Aw, I liked when ya did dat.." He smirks and makes a mock salute to her, holding back laughter at her neutral attitude. "I missed ya too, Sheila."

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"Yo, anyone miss dis ‘andsome face ‘ere?"

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"Oi! Where the bloody ‘ell did ya go?" Amelia lightly smiled.

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"Family trip. Visitin' a brother a' mine... he's doin' alright, I guess. Sorta mopey." He shifted the launcher on his back and smiled back. "Well, I had ta stay, help 'im out some.. ya miss me, miss?"

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"Yo, anyone miss dis ‘andsome face ‘ere?"

[soldierdile]

"Oh, y’r still alive."

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"C'mon, ya missed me didn't ya? Admits it an' I promise not ta' tease ya."

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"Yo, anyone miss dis 'andsome face 'ere?"

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He's Back~

Tell me if you've heard this one before. A Blu Soldier walks up into Dustbowl, clambers on top of the bomb, shouts "Screaming Eagles!", then gets knocked flat on his bum by a Boston Basher and meakly crawls to a medkit to wait out the match.

He's baaack~

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...interesting.

[lil-miss-romano]

http://32dildos.tumblr.com/

MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO TAKE HER LIFE TONIGHT.

PLEASE HELP ME. I DON’T WANT TO LOSE A DEAR FRIEND.

HELP HER PLEASE!!!!!!!!

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The scou- soldier awakes from it's hibernation, once it's mother has finished making it sign up for several colleges and telling it mercenary work was and still is an awful idea, and crawls over to it's computer for blogging and cat videos, which is requires to live.

[messed-up-logic-deactivated2016]

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

Like it went from

to

[talking-pigeon]

Reblog it and look at your blog!

[as-seenon-tv]

Holy shit go look

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(Okay, back today! :3)