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Random posts about random things and characters from Elsword. Why are you reading this? Why you here? This blog will kill you. You have been warned. (Moderated by the genius Soloi and the idiot Soloa)

[soloai]

Random Headcanon #1

Ain started painting his nails when he became Lofty: Executor and still continues to paint his nails to this day, even as Ritcher.

How he started? Totally not because a little demon girl and her totally tough assassin dude friend painted his nails pink one time.

By the way, when Cobo Service opened a nail store, he was totally not their number one customer.

[soloai]

Christmas Mistletoe

Arme Thaumaturgy and Apostasia found themselves under the Mistletoe. The Elgang 'woot'ed all around them. Blazing Heart pushed them together. 

 Arme: (breaks away; chokes and spits) I can taste the... corruption. (collapses)

Sia: (walks away) Your action was pointless. 

Mochi: (runs to Blaze) Why did you do that?! Arme is allergic to corruption! 

Blaze: Wait what?! Oh, shi— Sorry Arme, I didn't mean too—

Lord then picks up Arme and princess carries him to some village's El and that's how their Christmas ended. Arme was in a coma for 6 months. Blaze felt guilty and surrounded his bed with memes, hoping for his forgiveness.

Needless to say, he forgave her...

...as long as she stopped the memes.

[soloai]

Secret collaboration image for “breadlord”

- Solo A

[soloai]

Hi, Here is Trashbluhen Emotion Just for Solo A From: Solo I

[soloai]

Dreadlord's Cash Skill Cut in just became so much better. Don't you all agree??

[soloai]

Mashed one promotional skill cut with a cash skill cut in together and turned out like this…

[soloai]

I regret nothing : Part 2

[soloai]

Have i ruined your lives yet?

Or quote: “Ruined ciel’s image?”

?

[soloai]

I regret nothing : Part 1 (Yes, this is only one)

[This is terrifying to look at]

[soloai]

If he sees Elsword as nothing but “oh he a rock of fishmeal” then yeah.

- Someone’s comment

[soloai]

Arme Thaumaturgy x Erbluhen Emotion

It was a cold morning. Erbluhen was shivering. Arme wasn't. The goddess’s power gave him resistance to feeling the cold. Arme noticed that Erbluhen was cold. He wrapped his long coat around him. "Thanks." Erbluhen said before kissing Arme. Arme turned to the side, internally flustered. Apostasia was in the background. He took a camera shot of the scene. 

[soloai]

Aisha x Staff

Aisha kissed her staff. She then smacked Elsword with it. Lovely ElsxAi plus staff.

[soloai]

AP x EE x ATh

Continuation

Minor NSFW

Take a guess at what happened. They fucked. Duh. Apostasia and Erbluhen asked Arme how he knew about sex. Arme replied. “One day, I was praying. Then Ishmael gave me this information saying that I needed to learn how to be more ‘human’. She also told me to try it out with someone. The first people that popped up in my mind was you two…” Erbluhen said, “But we aren’t people… You really love yourself don’t you you narcissist. I never knew you were into selfcest-” Arme had Erst de Letzt ready to blast Erbluhen away. While Erbluhen and Arme engaged in a chase scene, Apostasia watched and thought, ‘It was right of me to forsake Ishmael. She was a sinner herself.’

[soloai]

Apostasia x Arme Thaumaturgy

Continuation

Minor NSFW

You know the drill. They kissed and hugged and stuff. Then they fucked. Sia asked Arme how he knew about sex. Arme flushed pink when he remembered how he learned. Arme didn’t reply. It seems they need one more person to get the answer out of him.

[soloai]

Apostasia x Erbluhen Emotion

Continuation

Minor NSFW

They hugged. They kissed. They stripped. They fucked. Apostasia wondered how Erbluhen learned this. Erbluhen says he learned it from Arme. They both wondered how Arme learned this.

[soloai]

Erbluhen Emotion x Arme Thaumaturgy

Minor NSFW

They kissed. They fucked. They prayed to Ishmael later for their sinful act. Arme said that Erbluhen initiated it. But in reality, it was Arme who started it.