gh: itsabtslime

O·M·G, did you hear someone's dating a Jonas brother?

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I’ll have you know I am the average height of a man in Brazil

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five foot seven... childish

my intro was NOT an invitation to google it

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hi I’m Joe and ever since Kidz Bop covered Cake by the Ocean I have literally never again felt truly clean. It’s been nine years since i’ve had any brothers. It’s sad… sometimes I can still hear their voices. If you ever tell me that you were a fan of the J*nas Br*thers my first immediate response will be, ‘Where were you when It’s About Time dropped?’ because I know you didn’t buy it. don’t lie to me. my only talent is not crying when people meet me and say they swore I would be taller

gh: itsabtslime 

[fredersen]

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

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I was going to intro but suddenly I find my will to live faltering. This crisis is sponsored by Gogurt #ad

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there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

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i wish i had a brother

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I wish I had a brother like Bubba from Forest Gump

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@vanhellope back at it again with the shameless flirting

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hey i'm Joe and I already fucked up my google hangouts account