𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖉𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖗

18+ | 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 | 𝖒𝖙𝖋 | 𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖎𝖆𝖓

[bwooomscratches]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

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(anon submission)

[3000s]

i didnt realize ice mummy was a term i thought strong as fuck ice mummy was a normal mummy with ice powers

[3000s]

i was high when i posted this but now i think theres nuance and we need to consider that the mummy may still have ice powers as well

[snooglezbooglez]

Uhh... OP, maybe we need to consider the complete lack of context here??

[3000s]

had to be there i guess

[snooglezbooglez]

Oh.

Its kpop.

Of course it's fucking kpop

[coast-modern]

my favorite kpop group Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy

[cosmic-aria]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[tinktoks]

[phantomrose96]

#starts strong ends stronger

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Stay on the roads" man you do not look like the roads have been safe for you

[woolay]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“nun dog what do i do?”

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“…. ..  … ….  .. ..  … . …   … .. .. ….”

Transmission cancelled

Date for April 19th, 2026. Estimated time of death 15:26

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[eebie]

the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

[eebie]

it was like messaging spamton

[eebie]

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[lumicomet]

[ice--ocean]

im gonna rb it every time im sorry

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[devourites]

mutual 1: getting really into gay sex lately

mutual 2: what the hell is a credit caard....... i thought those were where people put their pronouns.

mutual 3: DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT WILL GET BETTER

mutual 4: siiiighhhh world's longest day at least i get to go home and have phone in bed time #myphone #mybed

mutual 1: i neeeeeed him like i need him like (picture of character from a soap drama from the early 2000's)

mutual 3: I THINK. I' BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 3: THEYRE GOING TO RIP OFF MY ARMS- post cancelled the phone call was actually thirty seconds long

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 2: i dont even know how to do meth and you want me to pay taxes? unreal.

mutual 1: (mikey way Can I Say Something image)

mutual 2: MATH. MATH I MEANT MATH. i dont do meth but i think i could figure that out. unlike basic addition.

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 6: (picture of a character never before seen by anyone) does anyone else think she should have been a lesbian. anyway good morning.

mutual 4: phone in bed phone in bed. why is everyone dying on this app

[bgm05]

[bgm05]

Quite tickled by the idea of having a massive green gorilla couch that you only sit on when smoking weed and the weed leaves a miasmic stain on the gorilla couch

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[pavizi]

diy-ing my prog was the best decision ive ever made. im happier im eating more im DRAWING again for the first time in months. i cannot image how miserable i would be if i hadnt done that. thank you progesterone