all to myself

Lexie. 21. NY-MA. insta: lexiemcmahon Vsco.co/lexmcmahon

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

No boy is ever worth the hype!!! I’ll stick to my daydreams thank you v much

[kickinitcountry]

[sireneas]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[i-want-spankings-deactivated201]

[i-want-spankings-deactivated201]

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

[mygirlsaremollymarylucy]

wow I love this!!

[pissed-wav]

This is so good for my anxiety

[uniofadifferentcolor]

I’ve reblogged this so many times

[tulipnight]

[disorganized72]

[astrologysh]

“treat others as you would like to be treated” - gemini, leo, virgo, libra, aquarius, pisces

“treat others as they treat you” - aries, taurus, cancer, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

[perrfectly]

[lightheartedsuggestion]

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

[justanaverageamerican]

I needed to read this…

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[spikeasaur]

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

[fatale-distraction]

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

[ceruleanfuckup]

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[delzdesigns]

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

[oneyouforget]

It’s 2 am

[delzdesigns]

You heard me. Use a flashlight.

[labella-instagram]

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck