the rest of the bit is so fucking choice
she is SO funny!! definitely recommend watching her special
But Who Is She?
Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis
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the rest of the bit is so fucking choice
she is SO funny!! definitely recommend watching her special
But Who Is She?
Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis
Some neurodivergent/basic Tom Riddle HCs(contains Horcruxes)
(Mind you these may not be widely accepted by all but this is a way I am able to relate somewhat to my muse)
In any capacity, the Horcruxes suffer from not only claustrophobia, but DID due to them being abandoned by Voldemort(moreso the Diary and Ring), making them very clingy to whomever has them
Even though he is aware of it and hates it, Tom Riddle involuntarily stims whenever he is losing control of a situation(he runs his fingers through his hair and he fidgets with his sleeve)
Though not fully suffering from SPD, Tom absolutely cannot stand being touched by anyone unless he feels absolutely comfortable with said person
Tom denies he has PTSD from the Blitz and actively goes out of his way to firmly squash that notion behind a wall but at any sudden clap of thunder, he flinches and unconsciously scans the room for shelter
Tom never eats much due to war rations at the orphanage and how often he gets denied food due to him ‘misbehaving’ and can really only stomach light foods at Hogwarts, such as slightly seasoned vegetables, soup and a very thin slice of chicken
Tom is very vain about his appearance later on in life but one could argue it is due to having second hand clothes for most of his school life
He self teaches himself how to sew and how to magically alter clothes because he knew that he couldn’t afford to get new uniforms every year
He reuses quills and ink pots to the point of them being unusable because again, the Hogwarts fund only gives out so much
Someone asked for a reference of Keith’s tail, so heres a quick guide to Luresong Keith so far!
Random Voltron DotU Headcanon’s
1. Pidge goes to the kitchen for a midnight snack and gets spooked when she sees a pair of glowing eyes staring across at her in the dark, which is really just Keith waiting to scavenge for parts of Pidge’s toast. 2. Keith sleeps in really weird places where he’ll curl up to get warm like the rafters and sometimes chandeliers, on top of warm washing machines, etc. 4. The entire team has created a game to see who can find Keith when he goes off to nap. Pidge wins the most often. Just cause she can guess where Keith will be. 3. The team has to wear a special pair of oven mitts designed to withstand cat scratches in order to retrieve Keith from the places he sleeps. 4. Pidge tries to dress up as Allura to bring down Keith but he would go “gween pwincess? NO SUCH THING!” and get mad and kick the ladder out from under her. 5. Allura would get mad at Shiro especially for attempting that, having thought he would know better than to try that sort of thing with Keith. 6. Allura would be initiated into the Galra pride via a special ceremony and become like a big sister figure to Keith/become technically related to him.
Keith hybrid biology Hcs
By Galra standards he’s small as hell and regularly confused for a child
Has a lot of dietary restrictions from his Galra side, but can consume chocolate, capiscan and caffeine, all of which would be harmful if not deadly for his mother’s side
Like Lotor, his heats hit him HARD, but since human bodies are much more durable than alteans, he can still be active through most of it
He’s just now going through his second puberty and growing in his final set of teeth, queu a room full of screaming paladins when half of his “baby” teeth come out after biting into a tough fruit
Is a prime example of “Hybrid Vigor” (the phenomenon of hybrid animals such as mules and ligers outperforming both parents) since he has galran hightened senses and strength coupled with human durability and stamina
Seriously, the other blades didn’t think he’d be that useful since he’s so small, but then they see him jogging around the training room for fifteen minutes straight without panting or passing out and being both terrified and impressed
Did somebody say soft hair because SOFT HAIR. His mother being a forest breed he has very quickly growing, very soft hair
During his second puberty he starts to occasionally shift into a more Galra like appearance such as yellow scleras, fur, large ears and a recessive tail. This ability is extremely rare for hybrids and was unexpected, but they believe it was triggered by exposure to luxite. It will take another year or two for him to be able to control it. During these shifts he’ll feel extremely hot and hungry and require way more meat to accommodate GROWING A FUCKING TAIL
He can purr, but since he never really did before it takes awhile for it to not sound choked and forced
Most of his Galra body alterations don’t bother him too much, until one night he’s frantically googling why his dick retracted into his body and where the fuck his nuts went. Eventually he goes to Antok about it, him being the blade’s weed uncle, and learns that that’s normal for Galra. By the end of the week the word gets out to everyone that humans have external genitalia and they think it’s so horrifying the Keith ever had them NOT in his body
His muscle density is very high by human standards
1-800-AREYOUCRYING??!
Klance college au Part 1/?
Lance might like this class more than he thought;)
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Hogwarts Houses as: Famous People Everyone Likes
Gryffindor: Keanu Reeves
Ravenclaw: Bob Ross
Hufflepuff: Steve Irwin
Slytherin: Ryan Reynolds
neurodivergent rant #1
hi, something happened to me earlier thats really bothering me and i have no one to talk to about it so i’m bringing it to tumblr.
so, i have aspergers which causes me to have certain compulsions that are out of my control, one of which being that it causes me extreme anxiety when other people touch my stuff. so today i was at dinner w my dad and sister and we were having a good time and then my dad started trying to use my phone to look something up, i asked him to please stop because it makes me uncomfortable for other people to touch my stuff including using my phone, and he hella fucking overreacted and said that it was a “freaky control thing” and that i was being “fucking rude and needed to stop” just because he didn’t want to take 5 seconds to pull out his own phone to look something up. and so i started freaking out and walked out of the restaurant and sat outside for a while crying and eventually they made me come back, and because of what had happened i had gone non verbal (happens sometimes when i freak out) but my sister was trying to talk to me about what happened and obviously i couldn’t respond bc i was nonverbal, and she said that i was being “passive aggressive” for not talking and that i ruined the dinner.
it just sucks that allistics are able to make me feel guilty for things that are out of my control just bc they don’t understand. like its really not that hard to just be respectful of my boundaries and not touch my shit in the first place and then everything would have been fine but no. i’m just really upset idk.
please be respectful of neurodivergent peoples’ boundaries, even if you don’t understand them.
Evidence that Crowley and Aziraphale want to fuck
Evidence of sexual attraction in particular not just romantic attraction, in historical order:
(1) Asmodeus. When guessing what Crowley's new name might be Aziraphale guesses “Asmodeus”. Asmodeus is the demon of lust. Why do you think he's a lust demon, Aziraphale?
(2) Oysters. Oh c'mon the most well known aphrodisiac both now and in Roman times? And Aziraphale tempts Crowley to eat them and then remarks that actually isn't it Crowley's job to tempt him (to eat oysters...to have sex....). Like, wow. What a flirt.
Bonus points for the look on Crowley's face. He read the subtext.
(3) The staring. There's lots of staring, but I've ordered this according to the most incredible, blatent and sexually-charged example: Crowley watching Aziraphale eat while leaning forward and stroking his neck. Just what are you hungry for, Crowley?
(4) The wall slam. The whole manner of the wall slam, the complete lack of any actual harm, along with the full body contact (he actually rolls his hips in), screams lust. This exact move is, let’s be honest, usually performed immediately before or during sex.
(5) The reaction to the wall slam. Yes, this deserves its own number. Not only do Crowley’s actions radiate lust, but so does Aziraphale’s reaction to them. He stares at Crowley’s face, particularly his lips, like he can’t decide if he wants to eat Crowley or to have Crowley eat him. I’m pretty sure he had the thought, “he’s finally going to kiss me”. And just in case we missed any of that we get sister Mary Loquacious explicitly naming it as an intimate moment. You know, just in case we can’t recognise the blatant eroticism.
And one final one, that doesn’t really fit the historical time line because we don’t know when Crowley acquires it...
(6) The statue in Crowley’s apartment. Wow. Just put your porn on display why don’t you, Crowley?
Is anyone going to talk about Crowley's nanny name? Nanny Ashtoreth?
Ashtoreth (Astarte/Ashtaroth/Ishtar) is a Phonecian goddess that is broadly the representation of the moon and stars - to the Phoenicians she was only female, though as Ishtar to the Assyrian's and Astarte to the Greeks she was more a they, androgynous -. She was one of the most highly worshipped goddesses and is reffered to in the Bible multiple times:
"33 I will do this because they haveforsaken me and worshiped Ashtoreth the goddess of the Sidonians, Chemosh the god of the Moabites, and Molek the god of the Ammonites, and have not walked in obedience to me, nor done what is right in my eyes, nor kept my decrees and laws as David, Solomon’s father, did."
(1 Kings 11:33)
She is alternatively known as "the Queen of Heaven" (Jeremiah 44:25)
Crowley really just named his female form THE QUEEN OF HEAVEN AKA A PAGAN VERSION OF GOD, THE FEMALE FORM OF BAAL WHICH LITERALLY MEANS, "MASTER or LORD"
transgender and nonbinary fluffy raptors requested by anon and @taojat-ornis
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Drama queen?
I am not a drama queen.
I’m a drama representative, elected for and by the people.
that scene in the brick where javert undercover and valjean look each other dead in the eye but both pretend it didnt happen
My Clinically Diagnosed Autistic Ass, every time someone uses my diagnosis as a synonym for stupid:
yes. Y E S.
Y.
E.
S.
When you’re so “high-functioning” that you’re doing something you’ve always done for years and you’re like “Wait, that’s autistic??” because you were treated as “mildly autistic” your whole life and never realized just how truly autistic you are